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Bootleg Yeticorn Santa Shorts
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Description: Festive Cornelius

Tags: andrew bargeron, christmas, gimetzco, mascot, yeticorn

Bootleg Yeticorn Santa Shorts

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Hermie Fanclub Shorts

Description: cuz he's really cool guys!

Tags: hermes, hermie, hermie the elf

Hermie Fanclub Shorts

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Bootleg Yeticorn pilgrim Shorts
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Description: Give thanks

Tags: andrew bargeron, cryptid, festive, gimetzco, happy thanksgiving day

Bootleg Yeticorn pilgrim Shorts

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Pilgrim Shorts
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Description: howdy

Tags: cowboy, pilgrim, stupid, thanksgiving

Pilgrim Shorts

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The power of love Shorts
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Description: Bacon to the future

Tags: back to, bacon gifts, bacon lover, bacon lovers, bacon strips

The power of love Shorts

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Skeleton crew Shorts

Description: Old bones

Tags: halloweenshirt, horror, skeleton, skeleton bones, skeleton crew

Skeleton crew Shorts

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Campo Santo Gravediggers Shorts
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Description: Bury ‘em deep!

Tags: bad mascot, basketball, shovel, vintage

Campo Santo Gravediggers Shorts

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Bucket o guts! Shorts
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Description: Since 1974

Tags: bad mascot, bucket, chainsaw, guts, massacre

Bucket o guts! Shorts

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CHOCO dump chunk Shorts
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Description: I dunno

Tags: dessert, gross, ice cream cone, possibly poop, soft serve

CHOCO dump chunk Shorts

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Honey Dudes Shorts
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Description: Tuff melon fellers

Tags: biker, fruit, honey dew, melon, motorcycle

Honey Dudes Shorts

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Smooth Sailing Shorts
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Description: From here on out

Tags: boat, boating, fire, ocean, pirate

Smooth Sailing Shorts

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Skinny Tie Frankenstein Shorts
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Description: New wave monster!

Tags: frankensteins monster, halloween, horror, monster, music

Skinny Tie Frankenstein Shorts

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Surf Transylvania Shorts
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Description: Fang ten surf shop

Tags: beach, castle, halloween, horror, spooky season

Surf Transylvania Shorts

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Fang ten surf shop Shorts
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Description: Surf Transylvania

Tags: beach, halloween, horror, spooky season, spooky summer

Fang ten surf shop Shorts

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KRYPTIDEN-KREW Shorts
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Description: ‘74

Tags: badge, german, gimetzco, shield

KRYPTIDEN-KREW Shorts

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To the beach! Shorts
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Description: Captain Cornelius saves the day!

Tags: beach, gimetzco, japanese, summer

To the beach! Shorts

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Birthday party Shorts
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Description: At GiMETZCO! Zone

Tags: amusement park, casts, crutches, gimetzco, hiphop

Birthday party Shorts

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Sir Capy Shorts

Description: & his steed

Tags: armadillo, capybara, henry v, jousting, knight

Sir Capy Shorts

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Spirit of 6-7 Shorts
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Description: Stupid

Tags: 6 7, 67, 67 meme, six seven, six seven meme

Spirit of 6-7 Shorts

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Give Thanks Shorts
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Description: In all things

Tags: accident, blessed, funny, grateful, humility

Give Thanks Shorts

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Cryptid Krew Freestyle Karate Klub Shorts
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Description: USA 1988

Tags: cryptid, cryptozoology, gimetzco, kung fu, martial arts

Cryptid Krew Freestyle Karate Klub Shorts

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D.A.M.N. Shorts
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Description: I wish I was your lover

Tags: 1992, funny, one hit wonder, pop song, sophie b hawkins

D.A.M.N. Shorts

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Wotu Shorts
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Description: This is a very old design, made in 2001/2… this is the official bootleg

Tags: alternative rock, blue, geek rock, green, pinkerton

Wotu Shorts

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Where no eagle has dared to go Shorts
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Description: Prove it

Tags: apollo, artemis, astronaut, conspiracy, eagle

Where no eagle has dared to go Shorts

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Myaah! Shorts

Description: Skulls redux

Tags: cartoons, eternia, retro, skeleton, skull

Myaah! Shorts

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Jurassic skate park Shorts
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Description: Do a kick flip!

Tags: funny, skate, skateboard, skateboarder, skater

Jurassic skate park Shorts

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Bot in a bat shape Shorts
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Description: Beep

Tags: bat logo, bot, mecha, robot, sci fi

Bot in a bat shape Shorts

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Hey, Yub-Nuts! Shorts
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Description: Bro, dude, bro

Tags: fuzzball, galaxy, sci fi, space, stars

Hey, Yub-Nuts! Shorts

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Robot Smith Shorts
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Tags: 80s, 90s, goth, retro, robot

Robot Smith Shorts

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Sayonara Sluggers Shorts
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Description: Baseball!

Tags: american, americana, japan, japanese, mascot

Sayonara Sluggers Shorts

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Skafield Shorts
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Description: Toot toot

Tags: 2tone, cat, dub, ginger cat, orange

Skafield Shorts

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Space Ape Shorts
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Description: Redux

Tags: animal, astronaut, chimp, galaxy, gorilla

Space Ape Shorts

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Where beagles dare Shorts
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Description: You better think about it baybeh

Tags: punk, singing, sob, werewolf, where eagles dare

Where beagles dare Shorts

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One hotdog Shorts
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Description: Just one.

Tags: comic, food, hot dog, hotdog, skeleton

One hotdog Shorts

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Not Dog Shorts
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Description: It’s a pickle

Tags: cucumber, fast food, food, gherkin, hot dog

Not Dog Shorts

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The loyal order of Cryptid Knights Shorts
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Description: Founded by Cornelius the tall.

Tags: bigfoot, cryptid, gimetzco, knight, medieval

The loyal order of Cryptid Knights Shorts

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