Shorts
Description: Nostalgic of your childhood? These parody "tease" are a tongue and cheek look back at how I would want to see them now. Twisted characters, pokes of fun and adult themes. Can you handle it?
MR. BEAR Shorts
$27
Description: Mr/Miss shirts are the quintessential male/female characters of our youth. Time to open up those gender roles and show the love by supporting our Trans community! 100% profits of this t-shirt will be donated to one local and one international organization that focusses on the trans community.
Description: Beards have taken over and this t-shirt will whisk-er you away to a place that fur and follicles rule. Nostalgic of your childhood? These parody "tease" are a tongue and cheek look back at how I would want to see them now. Twisted characters, pokes of fun and adult themes. Can you handle it?
MR. BEARD Shorts
$27
Description: What time is it? Yes, it's time to buy a shirt, but it's also 4:20! Sit back, relax, like reeeeeaaaallllyyy relax with this 100% perfectly legal t-shirt.
Mr. Green Shorts
$27
Description: Do you like your belly scratched? Do you curl up on laps or feet? Do you find yourself responding to conversations with a "woof"? If you've answered at least one out of three then you just might be a pup. Nothing wrong with that! Means you're adorable, attentive, tactile and loyal. Just like a pup!
Description: This furry little family edition is quick to cuddle and hold hands. Like a tiny sea urchin, he'll hold your heart close to his chest and play with it. Play and play and play...
MR. OTTER Shorts
$27
Description: Who's that star? Well, it's the DJ of course! He points. He fist bumps. He's the life of the party! Gee, I hope those headphones are plugged in. Nostalgic of your childhood? These parody "tease" are a tongue and cheek look back at how I would want to see them now. Twisted characters, pokes of fun and adult themes. Can you handle it?
MR. DJ Shorts
$27
Description: Subtlety not your strong point? Neither is this shirt. This parody "tease" is here to give you a hand when you're looking for a little red hanky-panky.
MR. FISTY Shorts
$27
Description: Ahoy matey, there be bootie in dem jeans! There's way too many pirate puns and too little time.
Bearbones Shorts
$27