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A wide variety of designs, from simple offensive texts to absurd memes. You'll find it all here at Giovanni's Amazing Shop!

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I have overstepped my boundaries Pigeon Mug

Description: "I have overstepped my boundaries. I might have messed with forces I do not understand" This might have been the biggest oopsie of my life.. My mind will soon give up trying to comprehend the situation I am in

Tags: bird lover, eldritch horror, forces i do not understand, funny animal quotes, funny pigeon

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IT IS IN OUR BEST INTERESTS Lizard Mug

Description: "It is in our best interests that we please the Eldritch Gods" Just imagine the BENEFITS that we will gain upon earning THEIR favor...

Tags: cosmic horror, eldritch gods, funny animal quotes, funny lizard memes, japanese
OFF TO BATTLE MY DEMONS Crab Mug

Description: "Off to battle my demons - May someone record this" Soon I shall face my personal demons.. I pray that I emerge victorious from this ordeal

Tags: crab, crab meme, eldritch, eldritch horror, funny animal quotes
My Body is a Vessel Microplastic Demons Sheep Mug

Description: "My body is a vessel and in it resides microplastic demons" My actions are influenced by the taint that is called MICROPLASTICS... I am no longer pure

Tags: funny animal quotes, goat, japanese, memes, microplastic demons
Breaking Rules That I Shouldn't Termite Mug

Description: "Breaking rules that I shouldn't. Devouring things that are wooden" Whether as a termite or as a human, there must have been a need one time to CONSUME WOOD. ( I swear all of these sounded and looked better in my head)

Tags: animal quotes, devouring things that are wooden, entomologist, funny animal quotes, insect
May my doubters suffer video-less mealtimes Tortoise Mug

Description: "May my doubters suffer video-less mealtimes" Hoping that those who do not believe in me, experience meals with no videos to watch. Truly one of such cruelest fates

Tags: funny animal quotes, himawari keep, japanese, may my haters, turtle
Enough Words Swordfish Mug

Description: "Enough words. Now we test the strength of our ideals" The argument has arrived at a standstill. We shall now settle this with actions, empowered by our own ideals...

Tags: actions speak louder, enough words, funny animal quotes, funny fish, funny quotes
Spreading Misinformation Capybara Mug

Description: "I cannot last a day without spreading misinformation" If I sense that there has been lack of misinformation, then I shall contribute

Tags: capybara quotes, cute capybara, funny animal quotes, funny capybara, i cannot last a day
I pray my next venture Frog Mug

Description: "I pray my next venture does not involve cosmic horrors" It is normal to constantly fear that the odds for encountering horrors of the cosmos, is getting higher each passing day

Tags: bull frog, cosmic horror, cute frog, eldritch horror, funny animal quotes
My Knees Will Soon Buckle Crow Mug

Description: "My knees will soon buckle under the weight of my sins" I cannot rest for a moment, for it is during those periods where I cannot help but reflect on my wrongdoings.. Another silly design for people who love birds / crows!!

Tags: bird lover, bird memes, crow design, crow lover, crow meme
The System Has Failed Me Eel Mug

Description: "The system has failed me but I know that the Eldritch Gods won't" If society as a whole has abandoned, then I shall turn to the beings that are not of this normal world

Tags: bastard moray, but i know that the eldritch gods wont, eel, eldritch gods, fish
Minor Inconvenience Crab Mug

Description: "Everything can be a minor inconvenience. You just gotta believe" Don't let a day go by without experiencing any minor inconvenience! Peace of mind is important, but character development is just as important...

Tags: crab lover, everything can be a minor inconvenience, funny animal quotes, funny crab, giant crab
Trial By Combat Frog Mug

Description: "Your Honor, I humbly request TRIAL BY COMBAT" I will opt for the other way to settle this, for I am not good with words and reason.. Great design for people who love frogs!

Tags: big frog, courtroom humor, frog lover, frog memes, funny animal quotes
Archery is in my DNA Mug
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Description: It's a part of me.

Tags: archer, archery is importanter, bow, bow and arrow, hunter
Fuck Off White Text Mug
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Description: Upon closer inspection, people who tend to have looked closer will get the message to fuck off, inside these heart hands.

Tags: go fuck yourself, heart, heart hands, i hate people
None of your concern Snail Mug

Description: "The pace at which I operate is none of your concern" Does it truly mean one is slow, if the others are just fast? Great design for people who love working at their own pace, and cute snails!

Tags: entymology, funny animal quotes, funny insect, is none of your concern, japanese
Loved and Validated Pigeon Mug

Description: "Loved and validated, by the voices in my head" They alone are enough to make me feel important and needed. Perhaps this alone is enlightenment

Tags: bird lover, funny animal quotes, himawarikeep, japanese quotes, pigeon lover
Cheese Deprivation Rat Mug

Description: "May my haters experience cheese deprivation" Your enemies and the non-believers deserve a life without cheese. Great design for people who love cheese and rats too

Tags: funny animal quotes, funny rat, funny rat quotes, grunge design, japanese
Despair Crab Mug
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Description: "DESPAIR - I have chosen the worst dialogue option" A massive blunder leading to the worst possible outcome: a very awkward atmosphere... "How does one get out of this" you wonder

Tags: antisocial, crab lover, funny animal quotes, funny crab, himawari keep
My Inner Demon Territorial Fish Mug

Description: "My inner demon has evolved into a territorial fish. You wouldn't wanna enter its tank now, would ya?" and when I have lost my path, I turn to the inner territorial fish within me and ask for guidance...

Tags: angry fish, betta fish, fish humor, fish memes, funny animal quotes
I realize that I might be wrong Bear Mug

Description: "I realize that I might be wrong, but why would I admit that?" There is no greater joy than believing you are right no matter what, or at least lying about it

Tags: bear lover, funny animal quotes, funny bear, i might be wrong, japanese
I have abided by your rules Hare Mug

Description: "I have abided by your rules long enough. It is high time that you abide by mine." Growing tired of rules and limitations dictated by society, now you impose your very own rules and laws upon others. Also a wonderful designs for people who love hares & rabbits

Tags: abide by mine, angry animal quotes, funny animal quotes, funny rabbit, hare lover
The Dog in Me is a Dead Roach Mug

Description: "The dog in me is a dead roach and it won't be barkin' anytime soon." It might not be one lively dog but it's fair to say that I still got that dog in me

Tags: cockroach, dead roach, entymology, funny cockroach, i got that dog in me
I Know I Will Be Great Caterpillar Mug

Description: "I know I will be great. I just hate the process." Not giving up, just complaining how tedious the process is. Great design for people who are destined for greatness, and those who love caterpillars perhaps

Tags: butterfly, caterpillar, confident, destined for greatness, entomology
Falling Ever Deeper Frog Mug

Description: "Falling ever deeper into the pit of insanity" There is no going back up. Reason and logic slowly start to distort, everything now seems sillier than before

Tags: falling ever deeper, frog meme, frog quotes, funny animal quotes, funny frog
Someday I will let the voices win Crow Mug

Description: "Someday I will let the voices win" There will be no more thinking, only yielding to the voices who will decide my fate and actions...

Tags: bird lover, bird meme, bird quotes, crow, crow quotes
The Vessel of a Human. The Soul of a Crab. Mug

Description: "The vessel of a human. The soul of a crab." I feel it deep inside, the crab inside me. My actions are those of a crab's

Tags: crab, crab meme, evolve into crab, funny animal quotes, funny crab
Manual or Auto Goose Mug

Description: "Manual or Auto? I prefer my breathing Manual" I am conscious of every breath I take. For those who appreciate a little bit of extra challenge in their lives, and also for those who love geese / birds

Tags: driving goose, funny animal quotes, funny bird, funny goose quotes, i prefer my breathing manual
My Very Own Schemes Opossum Mug

Description: "My very own schemes will be the end of me" My selfish desires will soon spell my doom for I did not learn to be content. Great design for people who love to scheme and also opossums

Tags: fake your death, funny animal quotes, funny opossum, japanese, live ugly
I Embrace The Horrors Raccoon Mug

Description: "I embrace the horrors as they have embraced me." At my lowest, it was only the horrors who I can turn to. Great design for people who love raccoons and cosmic horrors

Tags: as they have embraced me, eldritch horror, funny animal quotes, japanese, lovecraftian
I Am The Sum of My Sins Pigeon Mug

Description: "I am the sums of my sins. What is one more?" You could take it however you want, a threat or a challenge to myself. Honestly, one more sin won't change much at all. Great design for fellow pigeon lovers

Tags: funny animal quotes, funny pigeon, japanese, pigeon, pigeon humor
The Plague of Cheese Rat Mug

Description: "I bring about the plague of cheese to my stomach" It shall experience unspeakable amounts of cheese. I might suffer after, but the bliss will be worth it. Great design if you love cheese and resonate with rats!!

Tags: cheese lover, funny animal quotes, funny rat, i bring about the plague of cheese, japanese
In Constant Fear of the Known and the Unknown Cat Mug
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Description: "In constant fear of the known and the unknown" Whatever it is, I will be afraid of it.. My anxiety and paranoia has messed up my survival instincts and now there is no more fight, only flight. Great design for people who love cats!

Tags: afraid cat, angry cat, cat, cat arched back, cat quotes
I Deserve Nothing Shark Mug
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Description: "Never settle for less. Never settle for more. I deserve nothing." Very inspirational quote to let go of the material things and to accept that you truly do not deserve anything. Great design for shark lovers

Tags: be content, cute animals, funny animal quotes, funny shark, hammerhead shark
I Will Become A Necessary Evil Crocodile Mug

Description: "I will become a necessary evil, so that I may be needed." I shall do whatever it takes just to feel important. Great design if you love crocodiles!

Tags: butterfly on an animal, crocodile art, funny animal quotes, funny crocodile, japanese quotes
The Form of My Soul Crab Mug

Description: "The form of my soul takes the shape of a crab." If you search deep within me, be careful as to not be pinched and snipped. I am a crab deep within

Tags: crab lover, crab memes, evolve into crab, funny animal quotes, funny crab

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