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I design weird stuff under the brand Glenn Pretennd. I design tee shirts for dads under the brand Rad Dad Tees.

Tank Tops

Hopeless Tank Top
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Description: popular snackfood logo parody

Tags: cream filling, jokes, cupcake, ironic, snack

Hopeless Tank Top

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The Struggle Is Real Tank Top
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Description: It goes with the territory. Rad Dad Life.

Tags: dad stuff, funny, family, gift for dad, humor

The Struggle Is Real Tank Top

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World's Okayest Dad Tank Top
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Description: You may not be the best, but damnit, you get the job done. It's okay to be okay.

Tags: fatherhood, cool, humor, gift for dad, family

World's Okayest Dad Tank Top

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World's Okayest Dad Tank Top
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Description: You may not be the best, but damnit, you get the job done. It's okay to be okay.

Tags: simple design, lol, humor, family, okay

World's Okayest Dad Tank Top

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World's Okayest Dad Tank Top
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Description: You may not be the best, but damnit, you get the job done. It's okay to be okay.

Tags: parenting, okay, fathers day gift, gift for dad, funny

World's Okayest Dad Tank Top

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World's Okayest Dad Tank Top
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Description: You may not be the best, but damnit, you get the job done. It's okay to be okay.

Tags: simple design, daddy, fathers day, funny, gift for dad

World's Okayest Dad Tank Top

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Shaka (white on dark) Tank Top
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Description: Gnarly, d00d.

Tags: ocean, sunshine, summer, sea, fun

Shaka (white on dark) Tank Top

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Shaka (dark on light) Tank Top
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Description: Gnarly, d00d.

Tags: fatherhood, rad dad, waves, parenting, surfer

Shaka (dark on light) Tank Top

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Plaid Dad Tank Top

Description: You're the guy who wears plaid shirts all the time. Nothing wrong with that. But why not wear this tee underneath?

Tags: woods, fathers day gift, plaid, gift for dad, forest

Plaid Dad Tank Top

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The Protector Tank Top
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Description: You are the Top Lion; your job is to protect your cubs and destroy anything that threatens their safety. ROARRRRR!

Tags: zoo, africa, animal, animals, dad

The Protector Tank Top

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Rad Dad Board Grab Tank Top
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Description: Throw this on and go find an empty concrete pool to shred. Set a good example for your kids, though, and wear a helmet. Even though you know you don't need it.

Tags: popular

Rad Dad Board Grab Tank Top

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Dad Bod Tank Top
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Description: Your body type: Dad Bod. A new kind of sexy.

Tags: fatherhood, father, dad, fathers day gift, gifts for dad

Dad Bod Tank Top

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Rad Dad til I'm Dead Tank Top
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Description: Because you don't stop being a Rad Dad when your kids become adults.

Tags: dad, oldschool, father, gift for dad, dads

Rad Dad til I'm Dead Tank Top

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Rad Dad Anchor Tee Tank Top
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Description: Idk, anchors are rad, right?

Tags: old school, fatherhood, nautical, tattoo, dad

Rad Dad Anchor Tee Tank Top

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CLOSE ENCOUNTER Tank Top
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Tags: alien, pop culture, pizza, foodie, aliens

CLOSE ENCOUNTER Tank Top

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HAROLD SMILES Tank Top
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Description: we all love harold and he is king of stock photos

Tags: internet, humor, weird, halftones, funny

HAROLD SMILES Tank Top

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SALTY Tank Top
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Description: damn girl

Tags: millenials, slang, hipster, typography, 80s

SALTY Tank Top

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SPOILED Tank Top
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Description: that's probably a monster hand i'm p sure

Tags: candy, monster, nails, weird, bizarre

SPOILED Tank Top

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EVERYBODY DIES Tank Top
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Description: even dogs and cats

Tags: nihilism, death, dead, 90s, radical

EVERYBODY DIES Tank Top

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I LOVE PIZZA Tank Top
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Description: then why don't u marry it

Tags: pizza, slice, sauce, cheese, pepperoni

I LOVE PIZZA Tank Top

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PIZZA GHOST! Tank Top
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Description: what if a ghost ate your pizza would you even be mad

Tags: glenn pretennd, humor, food, horror, halloween

PIZZA GHOST! Tank Top

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APPROACHABLE ILLUMINATI Tank Top
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Description: do not fear; the new world order is here, and it's surprisingly friendly and accommodating tbh

Tags: illustration, new world order, conspiracy theory, conspiracy, humor

APPROACHABLE ILLUMINATI Tank Top

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GRAMMAR POLICE (white ink) Tank Top
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Description: correct them before they even respond

Tags: spelling, that guy, smart, funny, simple

GRAMMAR POLICE (white ink) Tank Top

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GRAMMAR POLICE Tank Top
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Description: correct them before they even respond

Tags: geeky, geek, typographic, funny, humor

GRAMMAR POLICE Tank Top

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RUMBLE RUMBLE Tank Top
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Description: imagine if there was a road made out of peeled bananas do you think it would be too slippery

Tags: monster, funny, creature, odd, totally bizarre

RUMBLE RUMBLE Tank Top

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GLENN PRETENND LINE-ART LOGO Tank Top
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Description: the glenn pretennd logo in line art form

Tags: fresh, rad, design, brand, cool

GLENN PRETENND LINE-ART LOGO Tank Top

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GLENN PRETENND BLACK LOGO Tank Top
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Description: The glenn pretennd logo in solid black

Tags: simple, design, cool, bizarre, funny

GLENN PRETENND BLACK LOGO Tank Top

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GLENN PRETENND WHITE LOGO Tank Top
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Tags: radical, rad, strange, bizarre, design

GLENN PRETENND WHITE LOGO Tank Top

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SKATEASAURUS REX Tank Top
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Description: If dinosaurs never went extinct, they probably would've had plenty of time to evolve enough to friggin' SHRED

Tags: funny, awesome, cool, rad, board grab

SKATEASAURUS REX Tank Top

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INVENT THIS NOW THX Tank Top
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Description: this is all i want but it doesn't exist yet

Tags: delicious, weird, humor, tasty, eats

INVENT THIS NOW THX Tank Top

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HUSTLE Tank Top
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Description: u just gotta or you will b left behind

Tags: hustle, glenn pretennd, love, cool, funny

HUSTLE Tank Top

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