GoatLady

Description: What's here? Well, we have desert. And some monks. And some sheep and goats. Also a creek. Do you like sagebrush? We've got that too.

Description: Are your oxen opposed to the spread of fascism, wherever in the world it may raise its ugly head? Let everyone know.

Description: Are you a fan of reliable (if slow) ox-drawn transport? Advertise your favorite licensed hauler, guaranteed to get you up and down the same stretch of road at least 3 times.

Description: Turns out law on who counts as a public figure is complicated! Who knew? Maybe you're sorta famous (legally speaking), too? Get a shirt and brag about it.

Description: Turns out the law on who counts as a public figure is more complicated than I ever imagined! Maybe you're sorta famous (legally speaking), too? Get a shirt and brag about it.

Description: A gorgeous Sweater game rooster. Art donated by Sarah Dungan, hire her for all your illustration needs.

Description: Show your support for my tiny flock of Neolithic sheep with this design featuring my favorite wether, Reuben.

Description: Want to cryptically advertise your love for this ancient breed of sheep? Do you, for some unexplainable reason, hate sheep puns? This is the shirt for you. It features my Soay ewe Gwendolyn, and nothing else.

Description: Show your support for a tiny farm and commemorate Sebastian's bag on head adventure all in one design!

Description: You're not gonna herd soft. If you're gonna herd, you're gonna herd historic. Show off your hard-core love for tiny Neolithic sheep with this design featuring Reuben, my friendliest wether.

Description: All plants have their uses, although you might not know them yet. Demonstrate your willingness to annoy your neighbors by growing dandelions with this t-shirt.

Description: Show your support for sustainable agriculture based on heritage breeds with this lovely, hairy goat!

Description: Demonstrate your dedication to sustainable agriculture based on heritage breeds with this shirt featuring an illustration of a shorthorn ox. Cow Power!

Description: Once a species is gone, it's gone. The Carolina Parakeet once darkened the skies of the east coast of the US, but it was driven to extinction by hunting because it was considered a nuisance to crops. Remember this gorgeous little parrot with a depressing t-shirt.

Description: Show your support for sustainable agriculture using heritage breed livestock with this lovely illustration of a Cotswold sheep.

Description: From Neolithic farmers to 21st century farms, the British Soay sheep offers soft wool, tasty meat, and a small manageable size that won't destroy pastures. Spread the word about this heritage sheep breed!

Description: Support sustainable agriculture (and encourage people to consider the ramifications of abandoning heritage breed livestock!) with this shirt featuring Saltmarsh Ferrington.