GODDARD CREATIVE

Description: Wear this while drinking magic mushroom soup and other far-out psychedelic beverages.

Description: We’ve already seized the means of production but now we need the means of distribution.

Description: For music lovers who like word puzzles and fans of 60s kid’s TV

Description: Parody of 1984 Big Brother - Ex Home Secretary Suella Braverman - Cruelty is Compassion

Description: Cartoon - The Combat veterans Christmas dinner was going very well until someone pulled a cracker.

Description: A robin sits on top of a snowy British red postbox as seen in many an old Christmas card. Another robin says “Come off there, Brian, you look such a cliche!”

Description: A man holds a Christmas card which, in the interests of balance and impartiality, says ‘Happy Christmas (other religious festivals are also available)

Description: Modern day peasant searching for winter fuel which is not found.

Description: Historical cartoon - 1651: Cromwell bans Christmas just to stop his mother-in-law from visiting

Description: Carol singers refusing to leave until they are brought some figgy pudding - cartoon

Description: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer introduces himself at Alcoholics Anonymous - glowing nose

Description: Santa calls the temp agency complaining that they sent him Elvis instead of elves

Description: A 1984 style mean Santa glares down from a poster reading ‘Have you been Naughty or Nice? Remember: He sees you when you’re sleeping!

Description: A horrible kid sits on Santa’s lap reading from his Christmas list and holding a handgun to Santa’s head.

Description: Mary and Joseph lead their little donkey to Bethlehem. The donkey has a sign reading ‘Baby On Board’

Description: There have been so many catastrophic forest fires recently that it’s now possible to make an ash-man

Description: Before kissing under the mistletoe at the office party it is wise to seek permission in writing. Always get consent!

Description: The angel of the lord came down and said something unto the shepherds about gender equality.

Description: For the ageing hippie in your life. You can't beat a good nap.

Description: The ideal accompaniment for enjoying your magic mushroom soup and other far-out psychedelic beverages.

Description: Cartoon showing an old blues musician on the therapist’s couch. The caption reads “I see. So what you’re saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.”

Description: Can't stand Suella Braverman? Neither can I. Wear this and help get her out of office.

Description: Music lovers t shirt. If you love the water boys you'll definitely get it. If you love croissants and macaroons you get it even more.

Description: Classic cult movie parody meets orange flavored chocolate mashup

Description: The perfect cosmic accompaniment for eating magic mushroom soup and other far-out psychedelic beverages.

Description: Do you know anyone who is swiftly approaching sixty? They're now in the SAS and entitled to the prestigious slippers & walking stick insignia of this exclusive club! A great gift for a big birthday ... works for late 50s too!

Description: Caveman with meat on spears saying ‘Me Hunter Gatherer!’

Description: Ripped jeans aren’t always a fashion choice. Sometime’s the cat makes the choice for you. Cartoon by Private Eye’s Clive Goddard.