GODDARD CREATIVE

Description: A horrible kid sits on Santa’s lap reading from his Christmas list and holding a handgun to Santa’s head.

Description: Cartoon - A woman stands by her Christmas tree and makes a phone call to the fire service saying her tree is stuck up a cat.

Description: Three wise men see a star in the east and decide it might be better not to get involved

Description: Cartoon - When ridiculous wigs were all the rage there must have been festive ones shaped like a snowman.

Description: Simon Cowell and the pop idol talent show affects carol singers. Cartoon

Description: A man stands outside the lowly nativity stable selling The Big Issue. Mary says ‘Cheeky!”

Description: Funny cartoon of a poor peasant gathering winter fuel while a king shouts from his castle window “Oy, yonder peasant! Clear off!

Description: Mary and Joseph lead their little donkey to Bethlehem. The donkey has a sign reading ‘Baby On Board’

Description: There have been so many catastrophic forest fires recently that it’s now possible to make an ash-man

Description: Before kissing under the mistletoe at the office party it is wise to seek permission in writing. Always get consent!

Description: The angel of the lord came down and said something unto the shepherds about gender equality.

Description: If you know your 70s rock music you might get this reference. Also if you've ever crossed the desert riding a nameless horse.

Description: Online discussions are usually reduced to black and white.

Description: For the ageing hippie in your life. You can't beat a good nap.

Description: The ideal accompaniment for enjoying your magic mushroom soup and other far-out psychedelic beverages.

Description: Is it the end of the world? No it’s llamageddon and the alpacalypse!

Description: Cartoon showing an old blues musician on the therapist’s couch. The caption reads “I see. So what you’re saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.”

Description: Can't stand Suella Braverman? Neither can I. Wear this and help get her out of office.

Description: Classic cult movie parody meets orange flavoured chocolate. Cultural cartoon mash-up.

Description: A shirt for the 48% of the British people who remember freedom of movement.

Description: Music lovers t shirt. If you love the water boys you'll definitely get it. If you love croissants and macaroons you get it even more.

Description: Cartoon of a very unusual dog breed which came to the doggy throne in 2023

Description: We all know the horror of losing everyone in our phone's address book. With a new brain it's even more horrific!

Description: What sort of person thinks an AK47 is essential for a trip to the mall? An NRA hole.

Description: Classic cult movie parody meets orange flavored chocolate mashup

Description: Two cartoon goats dressed as butlers carrying silver trays with a nice glass of cognac. Caption reads ‘Who you Gonna Call?’ Goat Butlers!

Description: Legendary flying disaster Icarus flies into a wind turbine

Description: Velocirapper - Dinosaur with a microphone

Description: The perfect cosmic accompaniment for eating magic mushroom soup and other far-out psychedelic beverages.

Description: Do you know anyone who is swiftly approaching sixty? They're now in the SAS and entitled to the prestigious slippers & walking stick insignia of this exclusive club! A great gift for a big birthday ... works for late 50s too!

Description: Do you know anyone who is rapidly approaching forty? They're now in the RAF and entitled to the prestigious pipe and slippers insignia of this exclusive club! A great gift for a big birthday ... works for late 30s too!

Description: Do you know anyone who is rapidly approaching fifty? They're now in the RAF and entitled to the prestigious pipe and slippers insignia of this exclusive club! A great gift for a big birthday ... works for late 40s too!

Description: Cartoon showing an old blues musician on the therapist’s couch. The caption reads “I see. So what you’re saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.”

Description: Caveman with meat on spears saying ‘Me Hunter Gatherer!’

Description: Ripped jeans aren’t always a fashion choice. Sometime’s the cat makes the choice for you. Cartoon by Private Eye’s Clive Goddard.