godrod

Description: This friendly face will stare down anyone that comes into its cone of vision. Be scared, or be reasonable: your choice for FREE with any purchase.

Description: Finally, a mask you can wear with your chest! Strike fear into your friends and enemies as you style this beautiful beast!

Description: Now you be a ghoul, that you can remove when you need to wash yourself. Inspire glee and terror alike with this playful image of a monster that wants to eat you!

Description: A grim reminder that not everything is about decorum and playing nice. Sometimes you just need to express how serious things are without using your real, human face.

Description: With this image, you will command the kind of attention that your father said you didn't deserve. Well look at you now! No one is messin' with ya now!

Description: Now your shirt can be as in-your-face as you are! Let your body do the confronting, and your mouth can do the rest!

Description: Cruise around with these artistic faces along for the ride, conveniently removable should things get too scary for ya. Six hand-drawn faces that you can give names and assign skill points to!

Description: A tranquil nature scene, that you can take with you anywhere. Looks best on grayscale shirts, but also makes a great sticker or magnet!

Description: A tribute to our friend Ryan Botkin. Truly a rare and special human to all around him.

Description: Buy the ticket, take the ride. Show off your chill vibes by saying "Yeah, I've taken the ride and it was GREAT."

Description: Tacos, topped with provolone cheese, lettuce, scallions, tomatoes, and drenched with heavenly red sauce. Carry the torch, Children of Dayton, and may the El Greco taco be reborn! Original Artwork!

Description: Congratulations, cicada brood x. Once again you have emerged, screamed, and littered the earth with your corpses. Original artwork!

Description: It's Shelley Duvall! Original artwork of the legend herself, dressed like a carefree elf with impeccable style!

Description: Beautiful design, replicating the feeling of walking through a forest on a warm day, and butterflies dance above you, casting their gentle shadows on the earth. More original art from godrod studios!

Description: Pesto Bismol cures what ails you, with a nutrition-packed blast of digestive aid.

Description: Let's hold hands in the ocean! Anything with these lovely mermaids on it is sure to exude strong energy! Bold sea greens are offset by orange highlights; apparel looks great in blues, greens, and reds!

Description: Prepare for and remember the solar event of the decade: a total solar eclipse over northwestern Ohio in 2024. Looks great in blue, purple, red, and pink!

Description: Show off a splash of color with this stunning design, so you'll look good from any angle! No matter what orientation you are in by the end of the night, this design has you covered!

Description: Show off a splash of color with this stunning design, so you'll look good from any angle! Tell the world that you are salty, but in the best possible way!

Description: Boom, there's Fauntleroy, and he's looking out on the world for you. Absolutely no-one will mess with you when you wear Fauntleroy Jonkens, for he will stare down your enemies for you!

Description: Ho ho ho! Santaur is here to inflame your passions and to deliver a sack full of Yuletide cheer! Let the world know that you can imagine a world where Santa has the hindquarters of a reindeer!

Description: Delve into the layers of this design! Visually step back into this high-depth design, evoking the spooky fall vibe that will draw you in!

Description: François LeFrank trudges home from work, shielding his cig from the rain. Help him get there with this stylish design, which will give you all the sex appeal of being a smoker with none of the smoke! Embodies a working-class spirit.

Description: Odor not included. A mature and needed stance on the state of the world today. Let people know how you really feel, and make them smile all the same!

Description: Don't wait, let everyone know up front what you are all about: Tasty Club Sandwiches! Confrontational, but friendly! Save valuable seconds ordering your lunch at the deli!

Description: The tangled roots and fiery leaves define this circular design. Pops hard against blues, darks, purples, and greens!

Description: It's Fauntleroy Jonkens, the chap that lives down the way! Embody the absolute lad, exude his quiet confidence and smug superiority!

Description: Watch Eric swim effortlessly through his beloved lunch: Spaghetti in a clear plastic bag! Relive his joy on the daily by wearing him on your body!

Description: Rarely does the Moon get its chance to strike out at the Sun, but when it does everyone in the path of totality get to experience it! It's a metaphor for the eclipse of the sun! Be cooler than your neighbor as you experience totality, the equivalent of Millennial Gilgamesh.

Description: Mr Morel has a chill day awaiting him. Guide him on his way as you go about your day, and spread those chill vibes far and wide!

Description: Famine drove the squid to this. The humans were not ready for the onslaught that would come down upon them. Capture this charming scene forever on a mug! Confound your coworkers and spouses!