Description: It's where you get your novelty mugs in Val Verde East.

Description: You could be the biggest dirtbag in the world, but at least you're not a Clapton fan. You have standards!

Description: It is what it is. And now you can show your love for 108.9 The Hawk without having to answer so many annoying questions!

Description: He's your favorite dirtbag radio sidekick.

Description: You love them. You hate them. You'd burn it down if you could, but you won't. We see you, Shartlesburg.

Description: Born and raised in Val Verde, there's only one job you can get. Celebrate it! Celebrate that slob job!

Description: You never want this game of Peekaboo in your life. This is a very limited edition Hawk shirt. Get it now!

Description: You live in Val Verde and you watch every day!

Description: Say it loud and proud.

Description: Admit it. You effing love The Hawk. Now prove it every day with this new logo shirt. Hell, get seven so you can wear it every day of the week.

Description: Let your favorite classic rockers know it's time for them to re-record their classic albums! Update them! Add more synth! It's what we want!

Description: Slorp it down, you hog! A recreation of the famous Shetland Creameries shirt from the 80's.

Description: You don't wear white shirts! You wanna show everyone who your favorite classic rock station is while wearing the darkest shirt possible. WE GET IT!

Description: There's only ONE CLASSIC ROCK STATION you're rockin' with!

Description: Sometimes you just have to take a stand. Against Dire Straits.

Description: The Whisp Turlington Show is one of the most known radio shows in the world. Now you can show everyone just how in the know you are.

Description: For over forty years, you've depended on Shetland Creameries for all of your dairy needs.

Description: Whisp Turlington lives by one rule, Rock & Roll is King and Whisp is the Emperor.

Description: It's the hottest ROCK cruise around and NOW YOU CAN OWN THE OFFICIAL SHIRT!

Description: Sure, it was destroyed in a drone strike by Whisp Turlington, but it came back stronger than ever with multiple locations! Let everyone know who makes the best chicken wings in all of Val Verde!

Description: Look, you know your Jethro Tull. People need to stop questioning you! Maybe now with this design, THEY WILL!

Description: Geoff Garlock says it all the time and now it's the theme of the one-year anniversary shirt for 108.9 The Hawk!

Description: It's the hardest rocking show around hosted by the toughest guy, Mikki Mackmack - a man who will never die. When you wear this shirt, everyone will be jealous. You may pass a member of Poison on the street and they will automatically give you a high five! Just for wearing this!* (Please note a high five from a member of Poison IS NOT guaranteed to happen)

Description: Finally, a t-shirt for the greatest classic rock radio DJ to ever live, Whisp Turlington!

Description: Show off your love for Val Verde's #1 Classic Rock Station, 108.9

Description: The world famous rock interview show, RockNights with Whisp Turlington is back on the air! You a Whisp fan? Prove it.

Description: At least you admit it.

Description: I prefer the design with a black box behind it and that is also available for purchase. Pat Byrne said he would order one if I sold it like this, so I'm doing it and now you can have this version as well. This Jeff T. Owens design! Brilliant!

Description: Show your love for Val Verde's Number Three Classic Rock Station, 108.9 The Hawk!

Description: Alright, you only wear dark shirts. We get it.

Description: When was the last time you had a good wholesome meal at Sharney's? A buffet on every road! No one eats for free!

Description: Yeah, that's right! Classic Rock never gave up on you!

Description: Look, you're going through a rough patch. At least you know one band that will never turn their back on you.