Gray Matter: An Acid Horror Antholo...

Description: Show your support for the show with the classic logo!

Description: Show your love for the show with this background-less logo design!

Description: The early bird gets the worm, and the early shirt gets the... bought.

Description: Will this shirt fit you... or your distant, alchemist ancestor?

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Description: The perfect shirt to see you through decades of eternal war against pig-things from the end of time.

Description: Ka-kaw! Look out; it's America's lack of a functional social safety net!

Description: Are you 'hungry like the wolf' for a good design? (Gimme a break, it's late.)

Description: Show the world you've got a horrible, insectoid bun in the oven.

Description: Who wouldn't want to wear this on their human torso?

Description: Make me a deal. I dare ya.

Description: Protect your neck from the Horseman!

Description: Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow shit gets weird.

Description: My heart's on my sleeve... and the floor. I spilled the container. Gross.

Description: Oh god, that's CTHULHU's music! He's got a steel chair!

Description: From his sunken house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu wants you to buy his shirt.

Description: The classic story of ghoul eats boy. Yeah, that's the pun we're going with.

Description: You guys ever notice how 'float' and 'bloat' rhyme? Wild.

Description: Did you hear that? Can you see it?

Description: Guaranteed to not smell like fish! But hey, y'ever hear tell of a Shoggoth?

Description: Quoth the Raven; 'Buy some more.'

Description: You'll love this shirt so much, you'll want to buy tu-mor! God help me.

Description: Up on the mountain, here comes death, Crushed by a mammoth's massive steps!

Description: Ever have one of those days where you hit a guy with your car but he might not be a guy and he might actually be a robot trying to hurt you? Yeah, us too.

Description: I pierced the veil between life and death, and all I got was this stupid shirt.

Description: Mars: 3. People: 0.

Description: Mars attacks!

Description: The chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one... but still, they come!

Description: You guys ever have those days where you get stuck in a stairway to nowhere, and then have to consider eating yourself to survive? Me too, man.

Description: Hot off the presses!

Description: Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true.

Description: Have you read the Necronomicon?

Description: Can you hear the drip-drip-drop?

Description: Show off that stained-glass, cut-in-half drip!

Description: The future is tidy! Show off your love for mascots and mind-control... just be sure to keep it clean.

Description: Proudly show off your love for overnight workers and otherworldly spectres!