Tapestries
Description: Are you a fan of the classic ASSA logo, well here it is, in full technicolor. You can get it on all your favorite Future Landfill, some of it might even protect you from elemental exposure. So join ASSA today and show your Red, White, & Blue. As ASSmonouts say, these colors don't run, they bleed.
Description: Perhaps you've spent the last few years thinking, I don't want to live on this planet anymore, but unlike Professor Farnsworth you have no spaceship to do just that. The next best thing is to join the Ass Force, with dedicated Assmonauts ready to guide you. With their help, you may not learn how to escape the earth, but you may find a new hobby. If nothing else you'll have a sweet shirt that should get you kicked out of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California and don't even think about visiting The Kennedy Space Center down Florida way.
Description: A deep cut for a niche audience of comic book artists/aficionados. While also good advice that is practiced by many of the top artists in the very small industry. It is largely attributed to Wally Wood, but John Paul Leon is a more contemporary influence, largely known for his expert use of blacks to balance compositions. Highly respected for his seminal book Wintermen.
