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O Come All Ye Faithful Tank Top
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Description: Beautiful Christmas silhouettes show "all ye faithful" approaching the Bethlehem manger, including one barefoot visitor coming humbly, "just as I am." Wear this piece of art to present your faith in the reason for the season.

Tags: bethlehem, christian, jesus, manger, nativity
Grafted In Tank Top
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Description: Christianity is the fulfillment of the Jewish faith and God's covenant to His people! They are His chosen people, but we are blessed to have been adopted, "grafted in" to the Vine, as depicted by the merging of the temple lampstand, the Star of David, and the icthys. On one side of this symbol is the famous and beloved Hebrew verse from Ruth, and on the other is the English translation, when she embraces her mother-in-law's people and God as "my people, my God." Combined, the symbol and text echo the Israeli flag as we stand in eternal support of the foundations of our faith.

Tags: bible, bible quote, bible verse, christian, faith
Social Distancing Tank Top

Description: Call you an introvert, call you awkward, call you shy ... you're just not a people person. You don't need a coronavirus / covid-19 quarantine to practice social distancing! Buy this funny T-shirt to let everyone know that you preferred self isolation before it was cool.

Tags: coronavirus
Buster Mjolnir Tank Top
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Description: Inscription on Buster Sword: "Whosoever holds this sword, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Cloud" – Final Fantasy meets Marvel's Avengers / Thor – perfect for every geek, video gamer and comic book / superhero lover alike!

Tags: x228pcx, comic books, comics, ff7, final fantasy 7
My Dad is Zardu Tank Top

Description: As you watch Marvel Avengers Infinity War, stand with "Star-Lord" Peter Quill from the Guardians of the Galaxy and his amazing (if imaginary) parentage! Buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite comic book geek or fan of David Hasselhoff in Knight Rider (even if it's you).

Tags: avengers, comic, star lord, david hasselhoff, peter quill
Vitruvian Love Tank Top
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Description: Leonardo DaVinci's Vitruvian Man loves you this much! Hug?

Tags: nerd, pun, the renaissance, renaissance, da vinci
What Happens at Mos Eisley Tank Top
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Description: Jedi, sith, and bounty hunter alike in Star Wars all know that Las Vegas has nothing on Mos Eisley for vacation disasters and embarrassing road trip stories! Buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite science fiction geek (even if it's you).

Tags: x228pcx, sci fi, funny, vegas, las vegas
Visualize Whirled Peas Tank Top
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Description: You don't have to be a hippie, or a peace-nik, or a vegetarian or vegan, or have a hybrid car with a "coexist" bumper sticker, or even do yoga, to appreciate the trippy dad humor of this funny T-shirt!

Tags: peace, world peace, pun, humor
Möbius FTW Tank Top
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Description: Möbius / Mobius / Moebius strip says your argument is invalid – the sarcasm of math joke humor FTW – buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite nerd (even if it's you)

Tags: funny, geek, geeky, humor, math
Eschew Obfuscation Tank Top
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Description: Irony, sarcasm, and confusing other people ... just some of the joys of being an English nerd

Tags: contradiction, oxymoron, confusion, witty, nerd
We've Got Chemistry - Phosphorus Tank Top
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Description: Science nerds love chemistry humor. Show your love for the element phosphorus with the joke on this cute and funny T-shirt.

Tags: x131sx, uplifting, love, funny, cute
Bad Spellers Tank Top
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Description: So maybe spelling isn't your thing. Find the humor and do like the funny sign says on this T-shirt -- join with others who can't so good with the English.

Tags: humor, funny
ADD Squirrel Tank Top
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Description: ADD is a complicated condition, little understood and HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

Tags: adhd, concentration, distracted, distractions, dory
Vitruvian Hydra Tank Top
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Description: All references to the ancient Hydra organization from Marvel Comics disappeared around the time of the Renaissance. Perhaps the real superhero was Leonardo da Vinci, exposing them and driving them into hiding -- we see here some of his lost notes, with a diagram similar to the Vitruvian man. Get this funny T-shirt for your favorite comic book geek (even if it's you).

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My First RPG Tank Top
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Description: For classic video gamers, Oregon Trail wasn't just a nerdy history education; it really was our first role playing game – buy this funny T-shirt as a bit of 8-bit nostalgia for your favorite old-school RPG geek (even if it's you)

Tags: nostalgia, 8 bit, old school, classic video game, gamer
8-Bit The Great Wave off Kanagawa Tank Top
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Description: 8-bit version of Hokusai's famous ukiyo-e Japanese painting, "The Great Wave off Kanagawa" – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Tags: japanese, art, culture, classy, the great wave off kanagawa
We're Not Savages Tank Top
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Description: Benedict Cumberbatch discovered as Marvel superhero Doctor Strange that not even the study of greater cosmic truth precludes mankind's basic need for wifi! Buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite comic book geek, computer nerd, or just plain Internet addict (even if it's you).

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8-Bit The Creation of Adam Tank Top
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Description: 8-bit pixel art version of Michelangelo's famous Italian Renaissance fresco painting, "The Creation of Adam," from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican in Rome – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Tags: art, renaissance art, italian renaissance, renaissance, rome
Sweet Style Tank Top
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Description: Fandom of the BBC and other British Television knows that Moss from The IT Crowd is a nerd who has two things: weird, and his sweet style. If you've got them too, show it off with this funny T-shirt.

Tags: x228pcx, maurice moss, moss, it crowd, funny
Your Mom - Enhancing Jokes Tank Top
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Description: Whether you prefer "your mom" or "yo mama," everyone can appreciate the good-natured humor made possible by that fine lady. Buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite insult comic, or maybe even for Mother's Day?

Tags: funny, yo mama jokes, your mom jokes
I Voted for Roslin Tank Top

Description: Presidential election results got you down? Battlestar Galactica fandom knows what happens when the wrong person wins the vote ... and neither Trump nor Hillary can protect the Colonial fleet from the Cylons! Buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite science fiction geek (even if it's you)

Tags: battlestar, battlestar galactica, campaign, colonial fleet, cylons
Paid in Full Tank Top
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Description: Identifies the promise in which every Christian lives, and opens a conversation about what Jesus did for us on the cross – references the Bible verse Hebrews 7:27

Tags: cross, salvation, scripture, bible, jesus christ
So Say We All! Tank Top

Description: Support the Battlestar Galactica and the colonial fleet by buying this T-shirt for your favorite science fiction geek ... or are you a Cylon collaborator?

Tags: sci fi, scifi, battlestar, battlestar galactica, galactica
Malapropism Tank Top

Description: That beloved Princess Bride movie quote by Inigo Montoya? There's a vocabulary word for it ... if you're an English nerd

Tags: movie, dread pirate roberts, english teacher, english nerd, vocabulary words
Dynamite Gal Tank Top

Description: Have you found your Fix-It Felix Jr.? Maybe it's more of a Wreck-It Ralph who gives you a sugar rush? Perhaps you're still looking for the perfect video game geek? Whatever the case, this Disney-inspired Valentine candy heart will let everyone know that you're a "dynamite gal."

Tags: x228pcx, valentines day, valentine, candy hearts, walt disney
8-Bit The Birth of Venus Tank Top
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Description: 8-bit art version of Sandro Botticelli's famous Italian Renaissance painting, "The Birth of Venus" – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Tags: art, pixel, neoclassical, digital, sophisticated
8-Bit The Last Supper Tank Top
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Description: 8-bit art version of Leonardo DaVinci's famous Italian Renaissance painting, "The Last Supper" of Jesus Christ observing Passover with His apostles – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Tags: art, sophisticated, classy, famous paintings, passover
8-Bit Mona Lisa Tank Top

Description: 8-bit art version of Leonardo DaVinci's famous Italian Renaissance painting, "Mona Lisa" – let fine art bring some class, culture, and sophistication to your digital world (or vice versa?)

Tags: art, 8 bit art, 8 bit, dapper, sophisticated
We've Got Chemistry - Gallium Tank Top
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Description: Science nerds love chemistry humor. Show your love for the element gallium with the joke on this cute and funny T-shirt.

Tags: x131sx, uplifting, love, funny, cute
8-Bit Portal Tank Top
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Description: Portal characters Chell, GLaDOS, and even the companion cube at Aperture Laboratories, mash-up in the style of Super Mario Brothers and other classic 8-bit games on the Nintendo NES – perfect geek T-shirt for any video gamer

Tags: x228pcx, gamer, geeky, nes, nintendo
Questionable Stress Relief Tank Top
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Description: You need stress relievers, like some nice relaxing yoga, meditation, breathing exercises, senseless violence against the things that are frustrating you ... okay, maybe you're still a little stressed out. But you can at least release some tension by enjoying the humor of this funny T-shirt.

Tags: yoga, funny, stressed, stress relief, meditation
The Original Angry German Music Tank Top
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Description: Ludwig van Beethoven proved that even deafness CAN'T STOP THE ROCK! Groups like Rammstein or KMFDM would be nowhere without the heavy metal man who led the way with his difficult childhood, his mad genius, his raw passion, his reckless lifestyle, his diva-esque tantrums, his insistence on star treatment, and his bucking of both convention and "der Mann." So give yourself a wild hairdo, put on some grungy clothes, queue up some Fifth Symphony, Appassionata, or Moonlight, and buy this funny T-shirt for your favorite classical music / rock and roll nerd (even if it's you).

Tags: classical, beethoven, rock, metal
Sushi is How I Roll Tank Top
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Description: If you love sushi and you know it, clap your chopsticks! Grab your chopsticks and green tea and buy this funny (and delicious) T-shirt for your favorite Japanese foodie, general asiaphile, or international cuisine otaku (even if it's you).

Tags: japanese, funny
The Third Wise Cat Tank Top
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Description: Have a very lolcat Christmas! This cute kitteh joins the magi to visit Mary and baby Jesus in a nativity scene that only an Internet meme could bring us. A perfect gift idea for everyone on your Christmas list.

Tags: lolcat, kitten, nativity, kitteh, meme
You had me at "BACON" Tank Top
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Description: Once bacon has been mentioned, does more really need to be said?

Tags: ron swanson, food, meat, i love bacon
Get Over It Tank Top
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Description: Sarcasm is sometimes the best way to deal with annoying people who can't get over it

Tags: humor, annoying people, annoying, get over it, witty

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