Happy birthday to me! 😀🐢 I am actually in my Forties now! #tmnt40s If you're too or know someone that is (or is about to be) what a great opportunity to shellebrate with a tee! If you're still catching up, you can still find #actually in my thirties
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*This is NOT the way*
Driver recklesly crashed in the middle of nowhere after being chased by cops, walked in on me bathing, got chased by a million spiders, and his weird kid kept eyeing my eggs the whole time. Zero stars. Worst service ever.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
And I salute my half-life War Boys...who will ride with me, eternal on the highways of Valhalla.
I am your redeemer.It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
And I salute my half-life War Boys...who will ride with me, eternal on the highways of Valhalla.
I am your redeemer.It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.