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What The Hell, Man Shorts
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Description: Real Bullshit

Tags: funny, hellmanns, mayo, mayonnaise, parody
Musical Canine Freestyle Shorts
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Description: No no no, look, it's a real thing. They have contests and everything. It started up in Canada.

Tags: cartoon, dog dancing, funny, king of the hill, text art
Wizard Of Loneliness Shorts
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Description: You know what you are? You remind me of the Wizard of Loneliness.

Tags: comedy, joke, mean, nathan, nathan for you
Float Like A Lepidoptera, Sting Like A Hymenoptera Shorts
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Description: "Ah, there he is! The man who floats like a lepidoptera and stings like a hymenoptera!" -Niles Crane

Tags: sitcom quotes, funnytee, tv quotes, quotes, frasier quotes
First off, it's eels Shorts
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Description: What scares you the most? In life?

Tags: comedy, nathan fielder, nathan for you, tv show
Always Cold Shorts
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Description: Brrr

Tags: cold, funny, i hate winter, i love summer, i hate ac
23andMe Shorts

Description: Ashkenazi Jewish & Ashkenazi Jewish & Ashkenazi Jewish & ...well you get it. Your 23andme results were unsurprising.

Tags: ashkenazi, 100 jewish, jewish, 23 and me, judaism
I Don't Care About Your Baby Shorts
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Description: I don't care!

Tags: childfree life, snarky, childfree and happy, funnytee, funny
"Describe My Face Right Now!" Shorts

Description: A hilarious interjection from Georgia Hardstark for all you murderinos out there.

Tags: my favorite murder podcast, my favorite murder quotes, ssdgm, podcasts, describe my face right now
I'm Pro Opera And I Vote Shorts
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Description: Frasier's bumper sticker now available as a shirt (or bumper sticker)

Tags: tv shows, tv, frasier crane, frasier quotes, im pro opera and i vote
I'll Just Add That To My List Of Reasons To Die Shorts
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Description: Perfectly snarky retort from Frasier Crane.

Tags: 90s tv, tv quotes, funny, sitcom, comedy
No Gods, No Masters Shorts

Description: The classic anarchist and labor banner is now a banner...on a shirt!

Tags: communism, anarchy, no god, feminism, anarchist
Lord, Grant Me The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Male (White Text) Shorts
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Description: The meditating prayer for minorities everywhere.

Tags: snarky, feminism, feminist, equality, equal rights
Pinterest Cunt Shorts
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Description: Proudly proclaim your status as a Pinterest Cunt in this tee with a ~*quirky font*~

Tags: font, quirky, style, social media, text
R.I.P. B.I.G. Shorts

Description: Lillian Kaushtupper's replacement B.I.G. memorial mural is now available on a t-shirt. In banana boys yellow to represent East Dogmouth.

Tags: netflix, tina fey, tv show art, kimmy schmidt, tv show
Peeno Noir Shorts
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Description: All the things that rhyme with Peeno Noir, Titus Andromedon's ode to black penis (classy!)

Tags: tv quotes, tv, quotes, netflix, titus andromedon

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