Professor Snake

Description: Crest white

Description: Smokey cant do it alone. We have to protect our trees! Deploy the animal forces!

Description: The fans teams fear! Hear the pound. WOOF WOOF WOOF

Description: Nobody takes our parks! Nobody.

Description: Nobody takes our parks away! Nobody.

Description: Our national parks are a treasure that few countries have. They are ours and no man will take them from us. No king. No tyrant. No foe! Protect the parks!

Description: Lake George, NY. Population: Relaxation.

Description: In honor of the national treasure that is Michael J Fox. The king of cool. Love live the 80's!

Description: "Fit in" with this original design. The classic graphic from the movie based on the novel.

Description: EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! The Loch Ness Monster is real! The truth is out there.

Description: The Loch Ness monster is real. Ask any old man, sitting on the banks of the loch. Nessie is waiting and so are the answers. Go searching!

Description: A cryptozoological puzzle. Bigfoot is the answer. He's out there. The Truth is out there.

Description: Bigfoot is out there. Bigfoot is groovy. Bigfoot is also hard to find, so he's "out of sight". Get it? Get it?

Description: He's bad, he's rad, he's the SQUATCH! Bigfoot is out there. And possible starting a synth 80's rock band.

Description: Be the hero of your own story. For the man (or woman) who watched the gun toting, grenade throwing, heroes of the 80s and 90s. And relate to the chiseled action commandos, while weaving through the action packed aisles of the grocery store.

Description: For the tubular Dad in your life. Totally awesome, radical, kowabunga dudes. The rad Dad. We all need one.

Description: When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious sh*t.

Description: Go build something. Get your hands dirty. Make something. But do it well. Do good work.

Description: Bigfoot is real. He just doesn't want to be found. The truth is out there, the government just doesn't want us to know.

Description: Be good. Do good. In the face of negative, be the positive.

Description: I think we all can agree that 2020 has been a giant dumpster fire so far. So on behalf of everyone, I declare 2020 has been cancelled. We will try again next year.

Description: Social distancing is the new hot thing, but what about those of us who have been avoiding people for year. Amateurs.

Description: Keep your distance. Stay away. Stay Home. Stay healthy.

Description: I like your style, Dude. (rug to tie outfit together, not included)

Description: Straight from the office of Special Agent Fox Mulder of the FBI. Whether its extraterrestrials, cryptozoology, government conspiracies, or cannibal mutants, the X-FIles was always there to protect and serve. Support the last and only vestige of truth in the world. Believe in the truth because the Truth Is Out There!

Description: We survived. We will rebuild. We will rebound. We are resilient. F*&K YOU FLORENCE!

Description: Bigfoot for President!