Have you ever wanted to show your verbal frustration in the fine art field of t-shirt art?

Try as you might, you'll only end up failing, so there-fore trying only encourages failure

Captain Awesome is anyone in your life that makes it better, anyone who is simply put, AWESOME!

An economic crapshoot in which a country's trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit.

Our logo is Sushi!

A person incapable of displaying competence.

An Australian slang, nong is used as a pretty mild and/or endearing insult. a bit of a twit, or idiot. nothing too mean or horrid is meant by calling someone a nong.

A blue weird from outer space, generally silly in nature. Also a fool!

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

One of the best Australian conversation injections. To first acknowledge what has been said (both polite and courteous) and then to reject said proposal. All in the one word. Often mistakenly considered oxymoronic by other countries

A doyen of Australian culture, similar to the American "redneck". Easily spotted due to penchant for sporting mullet haircuts, wearing black jeans and flannel shirts, and driving big old cars such as Valiants, Falcons or H-series Holdens while listening to AC/DC or Metallica.

Steve: Hey Dave, do you need a hand to finish that job next week? Dave: Yeah, that would be good. Steve: I'll get Jonny to help you. Dave: No don't give me him, he is a GD nufty.

jerk a mean person. someone who makes you frustrated and angry. so you call the person who is mean a jerk

gronk Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest. Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan

Fuck you anxiety, you've ruined my life, I draw the line here, no more!

Fuck you anxiety, you've stopped me from doing so many things with my life, the line must be drawn here, no more!

Do you feel like shit, rejoice and two the world with this retro inspired design, flowers and all.

Hayfever is the eternal scourge of people worldwide, spring is a hellscape for people who suffer. The blossoming of flowers and pollen is a death sentence. Fuck Hayfever!

If you don't aspire to anything then you'll never be disappointed, always aim low, then when good things happen you'll be surprised and joyous.

Do love to run away with a skunk ape?

Do you love grey aliens, beam this up.

Do you ever feel deflated and not worth your weight in gold? Then you may just be dead inside!

Do you ever feel like you've got nothing more to offer but you still want to put on a happy face? You might just be Dead Inside!

Mmmmm Donut.

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