HateTees

Description: You had to be there. Oxford, OH in the late 90's. Probe Club. This generation cannot fathom the dedication it took to drink a Mind Probe every night for a week straight.

Description: Yeah, I said it.

Description: "Hey man, we're just out here workin' hard, takin' kneecaps, gettin' better. I just love football." (spoken in Dan Campbell voice)

Description: Look, if you're so broken as a fanbase that you can't even say the name of your rival, you've already lost. Go Blue.

Description: You told yourself it was going to be different this year. You KNEW it was going to be different this year. They started 4-2, the Packers were ravaged by injuries, and they were going to win the NFC North for the first time. Ever. THE LIONS HAVE NEVER WON THE NFC NORTH. Smash cut to week 14, they're 6-7, somehow in contention for a wildcard spot, only to commit 16 penalties and give up 35 points. Somehow, once again, they are miraculously in a position to win. You don't even need to watch, you know it's gonna happen, you just don't know how. What better way to show your true feelings toward this dumpster fire of an organization? Same Old Lions.

Description: "I was just laughing. I thought it was funny. They got excited, it's good. Sometimes you get your little brother excited when you're playing basketball and let him get the lead. Then you just come back and take it back." - Mike Hart, 11/3/07