Hellacious Designs

Description: Current trends have locals calling Myrtle Beach "Dirty Myrtle", probably a negative reference to some bad tourists. Why not get the jump on everybody and own it with Dirty Myrtle swag?

Description: The ultimate 'Go Away' sign. This classic Claymore Mine tribute is for the army soldiers, marine grunts, ground troops, operators, and DOD veterans who prefer their warnings loud, clear, and pointy-end directional. If you can read this, Tango Sierra - you're downrange. If you served as a pogue... Well... OK, you can buy it, but you have to shine my boots for the rest of your life.

Description: Wreck the halls and wake the dead with this raw, hand-drawn, DIY 1950's retro rebel rocker psychobilly tribute. Featuring a pompadoured skeleton in a greaser leather jacket, this design is for the bass-slappers, gearheads, and horror-punks who live for the kustom kulture. For all you hillbilly, millbilly, chillbilly rockabilly, psychobilly, thrillbilly, killbilly kats and kittens, grab yours and keep it weird. Text reads "Psychobilly Rules"

Description: A play on college athletic gear with "Property Of" printed on the shirts and uniforms of the atheletes. In this case, "Property of LZ-129 Hindenburg" Beneath (PC modified) flag, German text for German Zeppelin Travel Agency.

Description: A play on college athletic gear with "Property Of" printed on the shirts and uniforms of the atheletes. Also in English.

Description: Safety First you say? Ha! Not on vacation when fun in the sun comes first, partying second... (debatable) but safety comes in a distant third when you take a notion to go shark riding with a cold one.

Description: Cross between Japanese Meneki Neko and Killer Robot

Description: What do you get when you mix a Japanese lucky cat with a murderous killer robot from another universe? I don't know, but here's a mashup of what it might look like.

Description: White stylized letters spelling "Oz", much like one might see on an emerald city metal worker's green uniform in the Emerald City. A perfect, subtle tribute for fans of The Wizard of Oz film and musical, vintage fantasy, and movie fandom apparel..

Description: Safety First? I don't think so, not when it's time to catch some rays and have a drink where nobody will dare tell you to put that cigarette out. Safety can go to the back of the line.

Description: Catch the new-wave with this xeroxed, DIY, old-school surf punk design featuring a pissed-off hardcore shark. Totally perfecto for fans of 80s skate culture, thrash music, mosh pits, and coastal rebel vibes. A radical gift for surfers and ocean fanboys with a punk rock edge.

Description: Group of Huey UH1 gunships and slicks fly in over coast to drop US GI's with their surfboards and M16 Rifles.

Description: Dark MAGA meets American Gothic and goths in a twisted mashup.

Description: Main character of GeGeGe No Kitaro stands in a haunted japanese graveyard at night. His father, the eyeball is on his shoulder.

Description: 1940s 50's style roundel illustration of bathing beauty on beach in front of lighthouser and amusement park. Text reads "Carolina Beach NC"

Description: Roman Republican Eagle, as seen on legionaire's shirts in HBO special "Rome".

Description: Man riding a shark and holding up a bottle. Shark jumping out of the waves, scroll reads "Safety Third"

Description: Soviet badge of the KGB state security forces on transparent background.

Description: Cap badge of the french foreign legion's elite paratroopers. In background, battle scarred french tricolor flag, representing the Legion's hard fought history.

Description: Evolution didn't stop—it just got an upgrade. This scoped-out, trigger-pulling T-Rex is for the gun owners and history buffs who know that being at the top of the food chain requires more than just teeth. Sometimes it's OK to be a dinosaur. Keep your rights, and your carnivore status, locked and loaded.

Description: Beret Insignia of the 2nd Parachute Regiment (2Rep) of the French Foreign Legion.

Description: 1st French Foreign Legion badge with motto: "Legio Patria Nostra"

Description: Skull wearing U.S. Army Beret with crossed flintlock pistols and Military Police motto on scroll.

Description: US Army Aircorps Pursuit Plane WWII, Fighter Plane

Description: Skull wearing Security Forces beret (Defensor Fortis) and crossbones. Skull also sporting batwings. Text reads: "USAF Security Forces / We Rule The Night".

Description: The traditional roman fascia and crossed pistols; symbols of the provost marshal and military police. Weapons are draped with motto of the military police corps: Assist, Protect, Defend.

Description: Totenkopf mit rot Feldjager Baskenmütze. Suum Cuique. German Military Police beret on skull. Scroll hangs from crossed bones with Feldjager motto: Suum Cuique. Large text reads: "Feldjager". With Prussian Star in background.

Description: Soviet KGB Shield

Description: Sinister, toothy grin with blood colored gums.

Description: Silver colored metal wreath covering a diving eagle on a dark red background.

Description: Japanese battle ensign of the rising sun to one side, and frontal silhouette view of two imperial Japanese battleships. Japanese kanji: One origin three flows. Patriotism: Bleed for your country, Endeavor: Sweat for your family, Compassion: Shed tears for your friends.

Description: Blood spattered chainsaw with text reading: National Chainsaw Juggling Championship, 2nd Runner Up