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Born out of a need to produce more Nerdy goodness, Hellraiser Designs was created.
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Go Fuck Yourself! (Black Text) Bag
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Description: Rosa always has the best insights.

Tags: argyle, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, demigorgon, dungeons and dragons

Go Fuck Yourself! (Black Text) Bag

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Go Fuck Yourself! (White Text) Bag
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Description: Rosa always has the best insights.

Tags: argyle, brooklyn 99, brooklyn nine nine, demigorgon, dungeons and dragons

Go Fuck Yourself! (White Text) Bag

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Rocky Hate Mark! Bag
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Description: Rocky doesn't hold his punches, he's team Grace all day, every day!

Tags: brooklyn nine nine, funny, humor, netflix, rocky

Rocky Hate Mark! Bag

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El Guapo Bag
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Description: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

Tags: comedy, el guapo, legend, mexico, plethora

El Guapo Bag

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the Three Amigos Bag
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Description: "Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there... Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... The Three Amigos!"

Tags: chevy chase, el guapo, martin short, mexico, steve martin

the Three Amigos Bag

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God Bless Dolly Parton Art T-Shirt Bag
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Description: Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life -Dolly Parton

Tags: country, dolly, dolly parton music, jolene, parton
I act my age! Bag
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Description: Go ahead, ask how old I am?

Tags: adulthood, adulting, adultish, funny, humor

I act my age! Bag

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It's hard out there! Bag
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Description: It costs too much to live on my own!

Tags: adult, adulting, adulting is hard, dad, family

It's hard out there! Bag

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Buffalo Sober! Bag
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Description: No need to quit the alcohol! Just go Buffalo Sober!

Tags: buffalo sober, jack black, paul rudd, snake

Buffalo Sober! Bag

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Talk To A Fungo Lately? Bag
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Description: Crash Davis always knows how to say it best.

Tags: baseball, comedy, crash davis, durham bulls, kevin costner

Talk To A Fungo Lately? Bag

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"Lee Ho Fooks" Bag
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Description: "Lee Ho Fooks" refers to a Chinese restaurant that gained fame from being mentioned in Warren Zevon's song "Werewolves of London". While there was a real restaurant named Lee Ho Fook in London's Chinatown, it closed in 2008

Tags: chinese food, chinese restaurant, horror, warren zevon, werewolf

"Lee Ho Fooks" Bag

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Mr. Spock Vs Super Glue Bag
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Description: Vulcans don't like Super Glue!

Tags: enterprise, federation, kirk, space, spock

Mr. Spock Vs Super Glue Bag

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FAFO Death Star Bag
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Description: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

Tags: darth vader, fafo, fuck around and find out, han solo, jedi

FAFO Death Star Bag

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We are ALL Sinners! Bag
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Description: We are ALL Sinners! Our modern-day Vampire movie!!

Tags: horror, horror movie, michael b jordan, michael b jordan sinners, sinner

We are ALL Sinners! Bag

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Chess Gambit Bag
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Description: When you have nothing left, pull the ultimate gambit!

Tags: checkmate, chess game, chess piece, chess player, chessboard

Chess Gambit Bag

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Dumb and Dumber Bag
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Description: Do you realize what you've done?!?!?!

Tags: harry and lloyd, jeff daniels, shaggin wagon, mutt cutts, chicks love the shaggin wagon

Dumb and Dumber Bag

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Schwing Bag
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Description: No better way to party on than with the classic AMC Pacer!

Tags: garth, wayne campbell, wayne, amc pacer, party on

Schwing Bag

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Zardoz Bag
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Description: As Zardoz fortold, I have seen the future, and it doesn't work.

Tags: zardoz, sean connery caricature, sci fi, science fiction

Zardoz Bag

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Deckard Shot First Bag
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Description: Never forget, Deckard shot first.

Tags: replicants, rick deckard, replicant

Deckard Shot First Bag

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Tarantino and Chill Bag
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Description: There is no better way to show your true love than a little Tarantino And Chill.

Tags: john travolta, movie, samuel l jackson, vincent vega, quentin tarantino

Tarantino and Chill Bag

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BINGPOT! Bag
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Description: Raymond Holt always knows the best way to hit the high notes!

Tags: andy samberg, argyle, batman, brooklyn nine nine, captain holt

BINGPOT! Bag

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WWJD Bag
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Description: What Would Jesus Do?

Tags: jesus, kenobi, star wars, what would jesus do, wwjd

WWJD Bag

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I Can't Tell You How Much You Mean To Me! Bag
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Description: Cause you don't mean anything to me.

Tags: burn, funny, funny slogan, humor, merry christmas
I Can't Tell You How Much Joy You Bring Me! Bag
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Description: Cause joy is something you don't bring me.

Tags: funny, funny slogan, humor, merry christmas, quote
CHIT FOR PRESIDENT 28 Bag
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Description: Chit is the main character of "The Chit Show." A middle-aged man with a silly and awkward personality, Chit doesn't appear to get much work done, as seen in many of the TikTok videos. But he cares about his colleagues, loves listening to Lil Wayne and Chappell Roan and can down a White Claw (of course, while on the clock).

Tags: chit, funny, funny meme, funny sayings, funny slogan

CHIT FOR PRESIDENT 28 Bag

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Romantic Epiphanies Are Dope Bag
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Description: Argyle always says it best.

Tags: argyle, demigorgon, dungeons and dragons, eleven, mind flayer

Romantic Epiphanies Are Dope Bag

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WW11D? Bag
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Description: What Would Eleven Do?

Tags: demigorgon, dungeons and dragons, eleven, mind flayer, netflix

WW11D? Bag

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Not Really A Soup Question, Is It? Bag
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Description: When you talk with famous authors, make sure you ask the smart questions.

Tags: anna paquin, gus van sant, jamal wallace, sean connery, william forrester
What Would Santa Claus Do? Bag
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Description: WWSCD? Probably check his list twice!

Tags: christmas, comedy, funny, holiday, santa claus

What Would Santa Claus Do? Bag

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A Boyle, From Snout to Anus! Bag
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Description: Charles Boyle is the one true Boyle!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, captain holt, charles boyle, funny

A Boyle, From Snout to Anus! Bag

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Seriously, What Is Taking So Long? Bag
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Description: The title of your sex tape, presented by Brooklyn 99!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, captain holt, charles boyle, comedy
I’m Sorry, It Just Slipped Out Bag
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Description: The title of your sex tape, presented by Brooklyn 99!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, captain holt, charles boyle, comedy
I Came Alone Bag
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Description: The title of your sex tape, presented by Brooklyn 99!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, captain holt, charles boyle, comedy

I Came Alone Bag

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Hey Doc, Have You Ever Helped Anyone? Ever? Bag
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Description: Scott Calvin knows how to call how his ex-wife's husband.

Tags: funny, judge reinhold, merry christmas, quote, quotes
Sorry, That Came Out Weird Bag
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Description: The title of your sex tape, presented by Brooklyn 99!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, captain holt, charles boyle, comedy

Sorry, That Came Out Weird Bag

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Break On Through to the Other Side Bag
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Description: The Kool-Aid Man Needs No Doors

Tags: break on through to the other side, cult, doors, drink, drink the kool aid

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