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Born out of a need to produce more Nerdy goodness, Hellraiser Designs was created.
Las Vegas, NV / Austin, TX

Cards

I Came Alone Card

Description: The title of your sex tape, presented by Brooklyn 99!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, captain holt, charles boyle, comedy

I Came Alone Card

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Hey Doc, Have You Ever Helped Anyone? Ever? Card
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Description: Scott Calvin knows how to call how his ex-wife's husband.

Tags: funny, judge reinhold, merry christmas, quote, quotes

Hey Doc, Have You Ever Helped Anyone? Ever? Card

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Sorry, That Came Out Weird Card

Description: The title of your sex tape, presented by Brooklyn 99!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn 99, captain holt, charles boyle, comedy

Sorry, That Came Out Weird Card

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Break On Through to the Other Side Card
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Description: The Kool-Aid Man Needs No Doors

Tags: break on through to the other side, cult, doors, drink, drink the kool aid

Break On Through to the Other Side Card

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Drink the Kool-Aid! Card
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Description: Sit back and relax.

Tags: cult, drink, drink the kool aid, funny, kool aid man

Drink the Kool-Aid! Card

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Turn Your Key Sir (Tic Tac Toe) Card
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Description: There is no place better than Crystal Palace.

Tags: crystal palace, defcon, matthew broderick, tic tac toe, turn your key sir

Turn Your Key Sir (Tic Tac Toe) Card

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Wabi Sabi Card
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Description: Bobby Hill said it best.

Tags: bobby hill, funny, hank hill, japanese, peggy hill

Wabi Sabi Card

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Ah Me So Corney Card
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Description: Get one in your mouth today!

Tags: andy samberg, ask me about my weiner, brooklyn 99, corn dog, corndog

Ah Me So Corney Card

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No We Won't! Card
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Description: This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness.

Tags: billboard, funny, meme, slogan

No We Won't! Card

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It's Movie Night! Card
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Description: It's my favorite night of the week!

Tags: 80s, cinema, dreams, film, films

It's Movie Night! Card

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It's Horror Movie Night! Card
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Description: It's my favorite themed movie night!

Tags: 80s, dreams, films, halloween, horror

It's Horror Movie Night! Card

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Rock Out With Your Cock Out Card
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Description: It's always the best way to party or make a grand entrance!

Tags: cock out, comedy, david duchovny, funny, quote

Rock Out With Your Cock Out Card

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Sarcasm: The Coward's Lie Card
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Description: Captain Holt had the best truths on Brooklyn 99!

Tags: andy samberg, brooklyn nine nine, captain holt, funny, gina linetti

Sarcasm: The Coward's Lie Card

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WWMFD? - Mother Firefly Card
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Description: What Would Mother Firefly Do?

Tags: 3 from hell, captain spaulding, comedy, devils rejects, firefly

WWMFD? - Mother Firefly Card

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WWBFD? - Baby Firefly Card
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Description: What Would Baby Firefly Do?

Tags: 3 from hell, comedy, devils rejects, firefly, funny

WWBFD? - Baby Firefly Card

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The Bats Fly At Night Card
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Description: Be careful out there. It can get a bit batty!

Tags: bats, count dracula, dracula, dreams, films

The Bats Fly At Night Card

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'80s Horror Was Killer! - Friday the 13th Edition Card
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Description: You really can't beat the slasher films of the '80s, and none represented the era better than Friday the 13th! Line them up!

Tags: 80s, camp blood, camp crystal lake, crystal lake, films
'80s Horror Was Killer - Elm Street Edition Card
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Description: You really can't beat the slasher films of the '80s, and none represented the era better than A Nightmare on Elm Street! Stack them up!

Tags: 80s, dreams, films, friday the 13th, horror

'80s Horror Was Killer - Elm Street Edition Card

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Catch you on the Flippety Flip Card
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Description: Michael Scott always knows how to say it best!

Tags: comedy, dunder mifflin, dwight schrute, funny, humor

Catch you on the Flippety Flip Card

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Don't Stop Believing! Card
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Description: As Nancy Reagan herself advocated in her tireless work with D.A.R.E., "Don't Stop Believing!"

Tags: dont be a fucking cunt, dont stop believing, funny, nancy reagan, quotes

Don't Stop Believing! Card

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Don't Be A Fucking Cunt Card
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Description: As Nancy Reagan herself advocated in her tireless work with D.A.R.E., "don't be a fucking cunt!"

Tags: dont be a fucking cunt, funny, nancy reagan, quotes, saying

Don't Be A Fucking Cunt Card

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Darth Plagueis The Wise, Really? Card
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Description: If he was so smart, how come Darth Sidious defeated him?

Tags: darth, do or do not, episode i, episode v, esb

Darth Plagueis The Wise, Really? Card

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Ask Me About My Weiner! Card
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Description: Always Fresh & Hot!

Tags: accepted, ask me about my weiner, chicago, funny, justin long

Ask Me About My Weiner! Card

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Dreams in the '80s Were Nightmares! - Stack Them Up! Card
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Description: You really can't beat the slasher films of the '80s, and none represented the era better than A Nightmare on Elm Street! Stack them up!

Tags: 80s, dreams, films, friday the 13th, horror
Dreams in the '80s Were Nightmares! - Line them up! Card
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Description: You really can't beat the slasher films of the '80s, and none represented the era better than A Nightmare on Elm Street! Line them up!

Tags: 80s, dreams, films, friday the 13th, horror
Friday in the '80s Was Special! Stack Them Up! Card
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Description: You really can't beat the slasher films of the '80s, and none represented the era better than Friday the 13th! Stack them up!

Tags: 80s, camp blood, camp crystal lake, crystal lake, films

Friday in the '80s Was Special! Stack Them Up! Card

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Friday in the '80s Was Special! Card
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Description: You really can't beat the slasher films of the '80s, and none represented the era better than Friday the 13th! Line them up!

Tags: 80s, camp blood, camp crystal lake, crystal lake, films

Friday in the '80s Was Special! Card

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My Normal Is Weird Card
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Description: Just giving you a heads up!

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny slogan, normal, put down

My Normal Is Weird Card

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Your Mama! Card
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Description: Sometimes you just can't win the argument.

Tags: funny, funny quote, put down, sarcasm, your momma

Your Mama! Card

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Free WIFI that will never give you up!! Card

Description: Free wifi from Rick Astley

Tags: internet, meme, never gonna give you up, rick astley, rick roll

Free WIFI that will never give you up!! Card

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WWJD! Card

Description: Whenever you're in doubt, ask yourself, WWJD (What would Jason do?)

Tags: 80s, camp blood, camp crystal lake, friday the 13th, horror

WWJD! Card

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Camp Counselors Wanted Card

Description: Sadly Camp Crystal Lake is once again in need of counselors. Unfortunately they have a high turnover rate.

Tags: camp blood, friday the 13th, jason vorhees, camp crystal lake, slasher

Camp Counselors Wanted Card

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Butt-head Costume Skull T-Shirt Card

Description: Beavis And Butthead costume T-Shirt

Tags: 80s, 90s, beavis, butthead, mtv

Butt-head Costume Skull T-Shirt Card

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Beavis Costume Skull T-Shirt Card

Description: Beavis And Butthead Costume T-Shirt

Tags: 90s, beavis, butthead, cornholio, mtv

Beavis Costume Skull T-Shirt Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Just waiting on Halloween! (dark shirt) Card
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Description: Michael Myers is just waiting!

Tags: funny, halloweentee, horror, humor, michael myers

Just waiting on Halloween! (dark shirt) Card

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Just waiting on Halloween! (light shirt) Card
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Description: Michael Myers is just waiting

Tags: halloweenshirt, horror, humor, michael myers, scary

Just waiting on Halloween! (light shirt) Card

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