Hey, That's Neat!

Description: Pterry the Pterodactyl breaks the laws of physics, being able to fly with such a big head, but hey, who am I to judge? Support Pterry by purchasing some of his merch so he can afford head-reduction surgery!

Description: This is Squish. He's being squished. But it's okay, because he's squishy.

Description: This little guy was on the trunk of my friends car one day, and I made him into a geometric drawing and thought he could use a hat. Stay classy with a little jumping spider friend!

Description: This pineapple was originally painted on canvas by yours truly, and now you can wear it! Besides pizza, it'll go great on just about anything, from shirts, hoodies, socks, towels, to pillows!

Description: Just when your thought this little eight-legged Sir couldn't get any classier...welp, guess you were wrong! Add some color to your wardrobe with a shirt or hoodie. Or to your couch with a pillow...or with yourself when you sit on your couch wearing your Spider-Gentleman shirt!

Description: Are you sick of trying to Google for products that have a stick man riding on a magic flying block, and never getting any results?? Well no worries, I've solved that problem! You can thank me later.

Description: Ever seen a black bear, grizzly bear, and a polar bear together at once? Well now ya have! Add a nice touch to your giant log cabin with a bear blanket or pillow. Or sport these bears on your shirt and just pretend you own a giant log cabin!

Description: For all you Midwestern folks, er......youse guys, "ope" is a favorite substitute for "oops". Are you really even a Midwesterner if you don't say ope at least 29 times a day?? Embrace the culture with some OPE apparel, and next time you need to sneak right by someone, your shirt will speak for ya.

Description: For all you Midwestern folks, er......youse guys, "ope" is a favorite substitute for "oops". Are you really even a Midwesterner if you don't say ope at least 29 times a day?? Embrace the culture with some OPE apparel, and next time you need to sneak right by someone, your shirt will speak for ya.

Description: What makes Wisconsin home? Well, there's cheese and.....uh.....anyways, if you're from Wisconsin and are stuck here, I MEAN, love it here and call it home too, then embrace it with this original Wisconsin Poem written by MEEE!