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Dana Scullys Next Door Neighbor, Bethesda, Maryland

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Baltimore Pride 3 Socks
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Description: They don't call it Charm City for nothing!

Tags: bmore, charm city, crabs, maryland, maryland flag

Baltimore Pride 3 Socks

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I'm 93% coffee Socks
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Description: If I were to take a DNA test, I'm pretty sure it would say I was 78% dark roast.

Tags: caffeine, latte, espresso, morning, i love coffee

I'm 93% coffee Socks

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I'm 93% coffee 2 Socks
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Description: Without that sweet, nectar of the gods, I am nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Tags: pumpkin spice, sassy quote, caffeine, latte, starbucks

I'm 93% coffee 2 Socks

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You’re just my type Socks
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Description: When you want to feel the joy of cutting out individual letters from magazines without having to actually cut out individual letters from magazines. And then also wear them. 'Cause you're an adult and you CAN. OR, if you're in to true crime and want to be creepy by getting this for your true hearts desire. I don't know you're life.

Tags: quote, text, magazine, type, serial

You’re just my type Socks

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I’m a Georgia [Hardstark] 2 Socks

Description: Because you love vintage dresses and your coveted jean jacket.

Tags: hardkill, ssdgm, fuck politness, mfm, youre in a cult call your dad

I’m a Georgia [Hardstark] 2 Socks

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I’m a Karen [Kilgariff] 2 Socks

Description: Because you only wear two things: black and dresses with pockets.

Tags: murderino, georgia hardstark, youre in a cult call your dad, karen kilgariff, fuck politness

I’m a Karen [Kilgariff] 2 Socks

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I’m a Georgia [Hardstark] Socks

Description: Because you are more of a cat lady and are a frequent drinker of canned wine... at least until recently. ;o)

Tags: im a georgia, mfm, podcast, elvis want a cookie, exactly right

I’m a Georgia [Hardstark] Socks

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I’m a Karen [Kilgariff] Socks

Description: Because your dogs are fiercely private and you always know you're exactly right.

Tags: do you need a ride, exactly right, fuck politness, hardkill, mfm

I’m a Karen [Kilgariff] Socks

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Double Scully "Mulder, it's Me" Socks
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Description: Hello... it's Me. - Scully, probably.

Tags: ufo, the truth is out there, trust no one, aliens, gillian anderson
Squad Gourds Socks
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Description: Remember to stay 6' away from your fellow squad gourds, design created before necessary squashal distancing.

Tags: murderino, autumn vibes, autumn, fall, seasonal

Squad Gourds Socks

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Phonetic Alphabet Socks

Description: Echo-November-Juliet-Oscar-Yankee!

Tags: abc, abcs, alphabet, art for kids, kids

Phonetic Alphabet Socks

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My Favorite Wine Crime Socks
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Description: Stay sexy. Love rosé.

Tags: georgia hardstark, karen kilgariff, murderino, murderinos, my favorite murder

My Favorite Wine Crime Socks

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Cupcakes are Muffins That Believe in Miracles Socks
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Description: Because a cupcake a day keeps the cranky pants away.

Tags: quotes, funny, dessert, cake, foodie
Tough Like a Diamond or Beef Jerky in a Ballgown Socks

Description: Unbreakable, we’re alive dammit!

Tags: tina fey, ellie kemper, funny quote, titus burgess, tv quote
Donut Worry Socks
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Description: Donut worry about a thing...

Tags: donut pun, donuts, doughnut, foodie gift, food pun

Donut Worry Socks

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No, I'm Not Going to Do Your Dumb Thing Socks

Description: Don't fall for it, don't do the dumb thing. Wear your mask, tho.

Tags: ssdgm, true crime, podcast quote, georgia hardstark, murderino
"Gnome Harm, Gnome Foul" MFM Pun Socks

Description: Because who doesn't love a good pun? A portion of sales from this design to be donated to "End the Backlog" in honor of the My Favorite Murder.

Tags: georgia hardstark, murderino, true crime, youre in a cult call your dad, mfm podcast
My Favorite Coffee Crime Socks
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Description: Stay sexy and don’t go uncaffeinated.

Tags: newheat, podcast, georgia hardstark, murderinos, karen kilgariff

My Favorite Coffee Crime Socks

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Trust me, I’m a Murderino - black font Socks

Description: Best armchair detectives in the biz.

Tags: mfm, ssdgm, elvis want a cookie, karen and georgia, hardkill
Trust me, I’m a Murderino - white font Socks

Description: Best armchair detectives in the biz.

Tags: georgia hardstark, youre in a cult call your dad, stay sexy dont get murdered, karen kilgariff, trust me im a murderino
Ya basic! Basic Design Socks
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Description: A basic design for a basic bench.

Tags: this is the bad place, ya basic, thats bullshirt, ashhole, michael

Ya basic! Basic Design Socks

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Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered Art Deco Socks

Description: Stay classy and sexy while staying hella alive. Karen and Georgia would be proud of you.

Tags: comedy, serial killer, youre in a cult call your dad, fuck politeness, georgia hardstark
Do no harm, but take no shit Socks

Description: Sometimes politeness leads to getting taken advantage of. Don't let that happen, this shirt can help keep those unwanted advantage takers away.

Tags: sassy, lol, do no harm, motivation, mantra

Do no harm, but take no shit Socks

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26th anniversary x marks the spot Socks
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Description: "I want to believe." "I need to believe." For the 26th Anniversary of The X Files!

Tags: xfiles, mulder, scully, fox mulder, dana scully
I'll Get Over It, I Just Have to be Dramatic First Socks
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Description: Look, I never said I was a role-model.

Tags: sassy and fabulous, girl, drama queen, funny quote, dramatic
Bok, bok Bitch! Socks

Description: You’re not a chicken. So roll up to that wedding... or you know, whatever with confidence. Bok, bok.

Tags: comedy quote, bok bok bitch, crazy rich asian, bok bok, awkwafina

Bok, bok Bitch! Socks

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Yas kween! Socks
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Description: Yas, yas, yas! Grab one of these for the Abbi or Ilana in your life!

Tags: yas yas yas, 4 and 3 and 2 and 1, humor, comedy, queen

Yas kween! Socks

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Women supporting women Socks

Description: Support your fellow ladies!

Tags: lift each other, leslie knope, uteruses before duderuses, female empowerment, fries before guys

Women supporting women Socks

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Front and Back X-Files "It's Me" Mug and Case Socks
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Description: Get the best of both worlds with this front and back Mulder and Scully mug.

Tags: mulder and scully, i want to believe, the truth is out there, david duchovny, trust no one
Coffee and Therapy Socks
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Description: Can’t tell if you need coffee or therapy? Try both!

Tags: i love coffee, coffee is always a good idea, caffeine addict, cold brew, caffeine

Coffee and Therapy Socks

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Mulder, It’s Me - X-Files Scully Color Socks
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Description: *Skepticism intensifies* Perfect for any skeptic/badass lady/scientist/agent extraordinaire. There is also the chalk version.

Tags: xfiles, dana scully, fox mulder, mulder and scully, the x files
Namaslay the Day Socks
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Description: Perfect for yoga, coffee with friends, or just when you need some extra boost to your day. Namaslay your day!

Tags: yoga, calligraphy, namaste, typography, workout

Namaslay the Day Socks

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"I’m Agent Dana Scully" Shirt Socks
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Description: Agent Scully doesn't have time for your convenient ignorance and neither should you. Perfect for any con or really any time you want to show some badassery.

Tags: xfiles, dana scully, agent scully, fox mulder, the xfiles
For Fox Sake! Dos Socks
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Description: Because you know you've wanted to exclaim this at least once per episode... This is the typography version.

Tags: the truth is out there, i want to believe, scully, trust no one, x philes

For Fox Sake! Dos Socks

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For Fox Sake! Socks
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Description: Because you know you've wanted to exclaim this at least once per episode... This is the calligraphy version.

Tags: xfiles, x files revival, lettering, scully, calligraphy

For Fox Sake! Socks

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Don’t be a fucking lunatic Socks

Description: Here’s the thing--for any MFM fan!

Tags: podcast, true crime podcast, my favorite murder quotes, karen kilgariff, georgia hardstark

Don’t be a fucking lunatic Socks

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