Hiros

Description: Common sense is not that common

Description: If only sarcasm burned calories

Description: I'm not bossy I just know what you should be doing

Description: I’m not weird I’m limited edition

Description: I'm sorry did I roll my eyes out loud

Description: I’m not antisocial I’m just selectively social

Description: My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity

Description: I’m not a morning person Or an afternoon person Or an evening person

Description: Sarcasm Just one of the many services I offer

Description: I’m not lazy I’m on energy-saving mode

Description: I'm not arguing I'm just explaining why I'm right

Description: I'm not weird I'm just a limited edition

Description: I'm allergic to stupidity I break out in sarcasm

Description: I'm not always sarcastic sometimes I'm sleeping

Description: I'm not lazy I'm just on my energy-saving mode

Description: I don't have a bad attitude I just have a good one that you don't like

Description: I'm not crazy I'm just creatively insane

Description: I'm not shy I'm holding back my awesomeness

Description: I'm not ignoring you I'm just giving you a chance to reflect

Description: I don't need your attitude I have my own

Description: I'm not rude I'm just honest

Description: Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advice

Description: I'm not always right but I'm never wrong

Description: My sarcasm depends on your stupidity

Description: I can't adult today please don't make me

Description: I'm not procrastinating I'm prioritizing

Description: I'm silently judging your choices

Description: I'm not arguing I'm just passionately explaining

Description: I’m not arrogant I’m just better than you

Description: I’m not overreacting you’re just underestimating

Description: I’m not lazy I just enjoy doing nothing

Description: I’m not shy I’m just good at figuring out who’s worth talking to

Description: I’m not a control freak but you’re doing it wrong

Description: I'm not shy I'm holding back my awesomeness

Description: I'm not ignoring you I'm just giving you a chance to reflect

Description: I don't need your attitude I have my own