HOCUSBALONEY

Description: Bravo for the beehive! In celebration of all things elevated. Hairstyle-wise.

Description: Don't look up. Don't look up. Don't- Jump scare!

Description: Ah, young skulls in love. bit cute

Description: Presenting my new mascot for your joyful participation in the democratic process- Elvis the Bronto-Sex Dolphin! And he/she has a message for you!

Description: A siamese twin gorilla mutation offers you two options. Choose wisely.

Description: Remember when Mario Bava made David Cronenberg's the Brood back in the 1960's? Me neither. But here's the poster anyway.

Description: Black Shuck is the mysterious hell-hound of olde English legend either a harbinger of doom or a ghostly guardian. And here he is, ready to make friends, or eat your head. One or the other.

Description: He's taking care of business. He's looking a bit skeletal.

Description: She's witchy. Deal with it.

Description: A folkloric demon/devil/spirit thingsays hello. Normally it lives in the trees, but it's climbing down to discuss business Be careful what you agree to.

Description: She's Dragon Chick! She has the power to summon dragons! Or something like that, maybe she was part of a Saturday morning cartoon show that you never saw, or a foreign language comic that you glimpsed on a rack on holiday once. Whatever. She's Dragon chick. That's the main thing.

Description: Brother and sister cartoonists! I have created the flag for you to rally around. The banner for you to march behind. The image to have emblazoned on your chest. Or tattoooed on your back. You're welcome. Really.

Description: A moody lil’ devil shows off his emotional range. Do YOU have an emotional range? Well, then, that’s why you need this shirt. A dark version is also available.

Description: Moody. A lil' Devil demonstrates his full emotional range. Do YOU have an extensive emotional range? Well, that's why you need this shirt then. A lighter version is also available.

Description: The shirt that says ‘I am down with the revolution but lax in my research.’ Do you believe in One Love and/or armed rebellion against capitalist repression and/or the vague sense of being ‘righteous?’ Then I have a design for you! Printed on 100% snark.

Description: Given all other options, you know it makes sense. Create your own personal percussion. Go beat crazy!

Description: Run like the wind. Leap over any obstacles. Leave your foes behind with your magical Nine League Boots. there's nothing holding you back now.

Description: Hey! Want to improve your skills? Wanna make a deal? Want to up your game? You know where to meet him, and you know the price....

Description: How are you feeling? Tell the world with the 'chipper' shirt. And don't let the bastards get you down.

Description: 'Are you angry? Irrational? Do you fear change?' You know what to do. Do fancy types use words you don't understand? You know what to do. Why should you be expected to think about stuff you don't WANT to think about? Go on. Grab that pitchfork. You know it makes sense.

Description: The striking album cover for the hard to find punk rarity 'GURGE' by The Vatican Rapists. Hard to find because it doesn't actually exist. But what better way of displaying your punker than thou credentials than expressing your love for this most exclusive piece of vinyl? Imagine what it might have sounded like! Claim you were into them before they were 'cool!' Confess to being the bass player in their second line up! Who's going to contradict you? Nobody. You're wearing the damn shirt.