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Evolution Tees is here to create apparel that puts some laughter in your closet. Or let people know that you care about cheese way too much.

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I Hope You Get Wet Socks T-Shirt
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Description: For the sassy person on that special day you don't want to be bothered. Tell everyone to go get some wet sock feelings.

Tags: gross, wet, sarcastic, socks, sarcasm
Need Coffee Adulting is Hard T-Shirt

Description: Adulting is hard. Growing up is tough. Thank god for coffee.

Tags: 20 somethings, adult, adulting, coffee, growing up
All My Money is in Liquid Assets T-Shirt

Description: I'm investing in myself.

Tags: invest, investing, money, broke, drinking
I Don't Fuck with Raisins T-Shirt

Description: Only chocolate cookies. The only way.

Tags: chip, chocolate, cookie, cookies, decilious
Happy Infinity Birthday Water Bear T-Shirt

Description: Forever birthday.

Tags: tardigrades, tardigrade, science, water bear, teacher
Tard-Grade: A+ T-Shirt
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Description: Great Job on your paper.

Tags: a plus, waterbear, teacher, a, survival
My Bottom Bitch T-Shirt

Description: That's my pup.

Tags: dog, funny, dog owner, bitch, bottom
See, Hear, Smell no Squirrel T-Shirt

Description: Do not give in to the evil.

Tags: dog lover gifts, dog owner, evil, speak, smell
Sushi is My Spirit Animal T-Shirt

Description: I can't help my self. I love you. An no one else.

Tags: sushi, spirit, lover, food, sashimi
Sushi is My Spirit Animal T-Shirt

Description: Sushi. Sushi is my spirit animal.

Tags: food lover, soy sauce, love, spirit, animal
My Dog Makes my Heart Paws T-Shirt

Description: I'm having heart pup-altations.

Tags: dog, ekg, funny, heart, love
Sushi = Love T-Shirt
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Description: Sushi is my true love.

Tags: japanese, foodie, sushi, food, love
Space Farts: Unlimited Energy T-Shirt
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Description: Be your own jetpack.

Tags: astrunaut, energy, fart, farting, funny
Cheese is My Spirit Animal T-Shirt

Description: Cheese. Cheese is my Spirit Animal.

Tags: animal, cheese, funny, spirit
Trex. Surprise. T-Shirt

Description: Don't smell the roses like the dinosaurs did.

Tags: t rex, asteroid, comet, dinosaur, roses

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