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Yeehaw Card
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Description: Don't order this its for somebody's birthday

Tags: acab

Yeehaw Card

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3x Hard Card
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Description: Let the world know the three things you do hard

Tags: hard

3x Hard Card

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A.D.H.D. Card
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Description: I'm taking medication for my ADHD

Tags: adhd, grim reaper

A.D.H.D. Card

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Frants Card
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Description: Nobody thinks this is as funny as I do, but I think its REALLY funny.

Tags: french, funny, stupid

Frants Card

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Devious Entity Card
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Description: Are you a devious entity? You should probably disclose that to people, why not do it with this shirt?

Tags: devious

Devious Entity Card

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My Uncle Card
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Description: Based on a true story.

Tags: fireworks, hot dog, uncle

My Uncle Card

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Farting Card
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Description: A classic dad shirt about farting

Tags: farting

Farting Card

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Number 37 Card
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Description: A great dad shirt for alcoholics

Tags: alcohol, dad, drinking

Number 37 Card

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Dog In Me Card
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Description: Prove the the world that you, unfortunately, have this specific dog in you.

Tags: dog

Dog In Me Card

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Misandrist Card
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Description: A shirt my sister wanted

Tags: feminism

Misandrist Card

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Status Card
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Description: Where I stand with these communities, im not 100% happy with it

Tags: men, nonbinary, women

Status Card

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Level One Dungeon Card
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Description: This is based on an insurance company's sign, looks like they ran out of E's

Tags: rats

Level One Dungeon Card

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You got Time Card
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Description: This is to prove that I will make anything a t-shirt. The dumbest stuff I say WILL go on a t-shirt because it makes me laugh every time!

Tags: computer, gamer, gaming, retro

You got Time Card

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Party Quest Card
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Description: Party Quest is a Swords and Sorcery Comedy Staring: Rachelle Cochran, Emma Pace Jonas, Tristian Spillman, Richie Stratton, Timothy Cato, Pete Young, Shane Hosea, Chris Ettrick, Chad Johnson, Lily Anna Spillman, Rowan Spillman, and Michael Garcia Written, Edited and Directed by Tristian Spillman https://youtu.be/3bzQKMBclV4

Tags: dd, fantasy, comedy

Party Quest Card

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Cummies Automotive Card
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Description: Rev up your engines

Tags: automotive

Cummies Automotive Card

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Music Taste Shirt Card
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Description: Look, if you send me an email, ill put whatever you want on here

Tags: phil collins

Music Taste Shirt Card

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Please Don't Stab Me With A Knife Card
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Description: Let the world know your stance on getting stabbed with a knife- but also, be polite about it!

Tags: funny, joke, polite, request, stab

Please Don't Stab Me With A Knife Card

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Mediocre Head (dark) Card
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Description: Let the world know, proudly, that your head game is at about 6/10- but this time on a darker shirt!

Tags: tag

Mediocre Head (dark) Card

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Mediocre Head (light) Card
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Description: Tell the world, proudly, that your head game is about a 6/10

Tags: humor, sex, blowjob, self deprecating

Mediocre Head (light) Card

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Cute Top Card
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Description: Don't let them underestimate you. Sure you love candy, have a button nose and chubby little cheeks- but you know how to take charge when it counts!

Tags: sexy, cute, dominant

Cute Top Card

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Back Off Crab Card
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Description: Do what he says, he'll pinch you!

Tags: back off

Back Off Crab Card

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Podcaster Card
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Description: Identify yourself to the unwitting masses,so they know to avoid you like the plague!

Tags: podcaster, funny, podcast, frogs, slogan

Podcaster Card

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Hey Assholr Card
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Description: Its just a typo i keep making, maybe you can relate?

Tags: typo, insult, funny

Hey Assholr Card

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Your Ass Did Fart Card
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Description: Not affiliated with any reputable Dinosaur Park

Tags: dinosaur, farting, bones, humor

Your Ass Did Fart Card

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Dying Sucks Card
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Description: Let the world know how you feel about dying (it sucks) and being dead (its the pits)

Tags: sucks, funny, dead, skull

Dying Sucks Card

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Large Posterior Larger Issues Card
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Description: Show off your biggest asset, both positive and negative

Tags: problems

Large Posterior Larger Issues Card

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Leave Me Out Of It! Card
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Description: Let the world know that whatever shenanigans it has planned- to LEAVE YOU OUT OF IT!

Tags: funny

Leave Me Out Of It! Card

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OSHA Lovin Card
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Description: Respect safety, respect it with your love!

Tags: safety, horny, dating

OSHA Lovin Card

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Consent Bumper Sticker Card
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Description: Let them know they should give you space, until they get the go-ahead ;)

Tags: consent, funny

Consent Bumper Sticker Card

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Hang on there Frog Card
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Description: Let the world know how you're doing (ie just hangin on)

Tags: mental health, trying my best, depression, nihilism, lol

Hang on there Frog Card

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BOAMRIACTAFIAIC Card
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Description: Let the world know where you were born, raised- and what you CRAVE!

Tags: meme

BOAMRIACTAFIAIC Card

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Holy Simp Card
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Description: Show your devotion! Tell the world that the only man you simp for is the MAN UPSTAIRS, thank you very much!

Tags: religious, religion, god

Holy Simp Card

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Ice Chewers Card
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Description: Look, let me live my goddamn life, OK!?

Tags: ice

Ice Chewers Card

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CIA (cum ingestion agent) Card
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Description: There you are, the beach, surrounded by hot bodies, and the Federal agents sent to inspect them. Don't be left out! Let the crowds know what you're there for!

Tags: bachelorette party, bachelor party, sex, joke, crass

CIA (cum ingestion agent) Card

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Ska Makes Me Horny Card
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Description: Are you ready to tell the world you like to Pick It UP (pickitup)!? Do it in style with this shirt.

Tags: pun, funny, horns, brass, trumpet

Ska Makes Me Horny Card

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Pair of Dice Lost Card
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Description: It's a joke about roleplaying and losing your dice under the couch- and satan!

Tags: dnd, dice, rpg, paradise lost, dungeons and dragons

Pair of Dice Lost Card

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