Housefly

Description: Fellas? Fuhgeddaboutit! As far back as Sophia could remember (Picture it: Sicily, 1922) she always wanted to be a gangster.

Description: Wear this shirt the next time you stalk your favourite older male celebrity through the airport. It's normal, don't let anyone convince you otherwise. For entertainment purposes only, real daddies don’t hit

Description: It's the semi-bi-centennial annual holiday sale, do you need a basket? Candles are on sale, 2 for $400

Description: Holy Shit Chant shirt for your favourite deathmatches

Description: I qualified for the Mount Rose American Teen Princess pageant and all I got was this shirt and seafood poisioning.