Hoydens R Us

Description: The Rule of Law > your fascist intent

Description: The Rule of Law > your fascist intent

Description: Let me get obsessed with this new thing and tell you all about it before I move on to - SQUIRREL

Description: I wear this shirt to my kid's events because he plays the sportsball.

Description: It's hard to keep them all straight sometimes. You're welcome, Amy.

Description: I loved Dynasty. Alexis was the best!

Description: I love them so much!

Description: Did you know that Patti LuPone can't stand Andrew Lloyd Webber? Honey I already love you stop trying so hard.

Description: This show made me want to be a lawyer. Mission accomplished, Steven Bochco!

Description: Thank you for being a friend.

Description: Need to get a fifth star now.

Description: Great tv show. Amazing city. Perfect image.

Description: One of the best voices of her generation yes I will fight you

Description: On the EDGE OF...seventeen! I want her scarves. I want the Stevie Barbie. I want to hang with her for ten minutes.

Description: Remember 'Cybill'? Marianne forever!

Description: Man I wish she was POTUS.

Description: Be a real Wilderness Girl with this shirt!

Description: One of my Gen X Tarot Cards...love you Billy!

Description: We must Stan Judith Light. One of my Gen X Tarot Cards...better known as People I Have Crushes On.

Description: One of a fun little set of Gen X Tarot Cards (okay, maybe less Gen X and People I Have Crushes On) I mocked up.

Description: One of a fun little set of Gen X Tarot Cards (okay, maybe less Gen X and People I Have Crushes On) I mocked up.

Description: One of a fun little set of Gen X Tarot Cards (okay, maybe less Gen X and People I Have Crushes On) I mocked up.

Description: One of a fun little set of Gen X Tarot Cards (okay, maybe less Gen X and People I Have Crushes On) I mocked up.

Description: One of a fun little set of Gen X Tarot Cards (okay, maybe less Gen X and People I Have Crushes On) I mocked up.

Description: Love these two. Badass.

Description: Don't get me wrong, I adore the show but Meg Foster got boned, man.

Description: I am a woman of varying tastes, from 80s nighttime soaps and daytime soaps to...90s movies about soaps.

Description: Okay okay I love Joan Collins and Diahann Carroll but I have always had a mad crush on Stephanie Beacham. Happy?

Description: Okay, I love Joan Collins but I may have loved Diahann Carroll more. RIP.

Description: Yeah I love Joan Collins. You got a problem with that? The hat alone was worth the price of admission.

Description: I was so happy this became a meme. Joan Collins sparks joy.

Description: I mean, it's no Der Denver-Clan but that'll do.

Description: Did you know that Dynasty was called Der Denver-Clan in Germany? Neither did I, and now I can't stop giggling.

Description: EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND... if you don't know the lyrics you can't buy the shirt.

Description: You're singing it. You know you are.

Description: Always.