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Adult ADHD Eccentric Man Of Myth. This Teepublic site is an extension of my website, Hundred Acre Works!
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Chin Up, Darling Card

Description: Lovers embrace the inevitable end.. with chins up.

Tags: chin up

Chin Up, Darling Card

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Perfect Happiness Card
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Description: Happiness is limited, sometimes..

Tags: funny, happiness, perfect, pussy, retro

Perfect Happiness Card

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Pet The Wolf Card
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Description: Some people *aren't* afraid of the Big Bad wolf..

Tags: big bad wolf, cherry, retro, wolf

Pet The Wolf Card

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Kintsugi Card
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Description: "If you're happy and you know it no you don't."

Tags: happiness, happy, life, love, relationship

Kintsugi Card

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Unplugged Card
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Description: In the vast solitude of the desert, a man with a TV for a head sits motionless, unplugged from reality. The static on the screen reflects the desolation of his surroundings, casting a surreal glow on the arid landscape. Abandoned by the signals of the outside world, the lone figure remains a silent spectator to the endless expanse, a surreal juxtaposition of technology and isolation in the heart of the wilderness.

Tags: desert, television, unplugged, vintage

Unplugged Card

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Nuclear Love No. 43 Card
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Description: In the apocalyptic aftermath, two skeletons embrace passionately amidst the ominous glow of a nuclear explosion. Their bony forms intertwined, frozen in an eternal kiss against the backdrop of destruction, as the world around them succumbs to the fiery chaos.

Tags: atomic, bomb, comic, death, love

Nuclear Love No. 43 Card

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Forever Young Card
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Description: *Forever Young plays in the background* "Just trying to die young as late as possible."

Tags: death, love, old age, relationship, retro

Forever Young Card

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How The West Was Weird Card
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Description: Beneath the moonlit Wild West sky, a lone cowboy faced a monstrous entity, its pulsating purple heart casting an eerie glow. With precise shots from his gleaming purple revolver, the cowboy aimed to shatter the spectral heart..

Tags: alien, country, cowboy, heart, monster

How The West Was Weird Card

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Shy In Trashy Card
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Description: "I put the shy in trashy."

Tags: antisocial, funny, humor, introvert, retro

Shy In Trashy Card

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No Pronouns Card
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Description: My pronouns are none. Do not refer to me.

Tags: lgbtq, millennials, nonbinary, pronoun, pronouns matter

No Pronouns Card

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Pretty Little Life Card
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Description: "It doesn't get better unless you're pretty."

Tags: depression, humor, life, mental health, retro

Pretty Little Life Card

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It Came From The Heart Card
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Description: Classic monster movie meets romance. Suspense! Intrigue! Long-term relationships!!

Tags: couple, love, monster, relationship, retro

It Came From The Heart Card

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Beg For Jesus Card
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Description: Thoughts & Prayers.

Tags: bible, christian, christianity, jesus

Beg For Jesus Card

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Please Stand Retro.. Card
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Description: Please Stand By..

Tags: crt, please stand by, red suit, retro, television

Please Stand Retro.. Card

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Grilled To Her Cheese Card

Description: Happy wife happy life, amirite? Welcome to grilled cheese life, friend.

Tags: cheese, her, love, marraige, relationship

Grilled To Her Cheese Card

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I Feel Pretty Card
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Description: Self Explanatory.

Tags: gay pride, gay rights, lesbian, lgbtq, pride

I Feel Pretty Card

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Live Laugh Love Naked Card

Description: If you love that kitchy shit they sell at T.J. Max, you'll *love* this one.

Tags: laugh, live, love, marriage, naked

Live Laugh Love Naked Card

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I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up.. Card
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Description: Sometimes you fall and you just can't seem to get back.. up...

Tags: anxiety, cowgirl, depression, fail, failure

I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up.. Card

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Please Stand By Card
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Description: At the end of the Synchronicity, it's said that everything, everywhere can and will be all at once..

Tags: crt, flcl, please stand by, tv, tv head

Please Stand By Card

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Nuclear Love No. 39 Card
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Description: Another in the Nuclear Love series. The world's The world's doomsday clock is closer to midnight than ever..

Tags: atomic, bomb, depression, love, military

Nuclear Love No. 39 Card

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Platonically Inside Of You Card
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Description: Nothing says love like un-protected sex. And platitudes. Compliments help.

Tags: cum, dating, fucking, relationship

Platonically Inside Of You Card

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Buy A Journal Card
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Description: Buy a jouurnal, and keep it to yourself, amirite? Who likes Tik-Tok? Anyone??

Tags: diary, tik tok, write

Buy A Journal Card

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E.M.A. Card
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Description: You've heard of "Eat my shorts".. now here comes "Eat My Ass™"

Tags: assassin, eat me, eat my ass, pink

E.M.A. Card

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I can't live without you Card
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Description: Vintage retroscribe of a relationship. Beautiful colors.

Tags: die, live, retro, vintage

I can't live without you Card

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To Hell And Purple Card
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Description: "I've been to Hell and back..'

Tags: demon, evil, purple

To Hell And Purple Card

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I Run A Tight Shipwreck Card
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Description: I Run A Tight Shipwreck..

Tags: meme, ships

I Run A Tight Shipwreck Card

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Blue In Fugue Card
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Description: A beautiful couple embracing on the edge of eternity..

Tags: couples, family, relationship

Blue In Fugue Card

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Nuclear Love No. 53 Card
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Description: The end of times... is a fascinating history to observe. Did you know the Doomsday Clock is closer to oblivion than ever before? Prepare your anus.

Tags: atomic, bomb, nuclear, nuclear war, war

Nuclear Love No. 53 Card

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I Wonder If Life Smokes.. Card
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Description: I wonder if life smokes after it fcuks either of us..

Tags: cigarette, depression, ennui, mental health, smoke

I Wonder If Life Smokes.. Card

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Nuclear Love No. 87 Card
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Description: Nuclear Love; It seems like we're closer than ever, amirite? Peace, Love & War: welcome to America.

Tags: america, atomic, atomic bomb, bomb, icbm

Nuclear Love No. 87 Card

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Buy A Journal Card
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Description: Naked Lunch, amirite?

Tags: paper, self, writing

Buy A Journal Card

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I HAVE THE POWER Card
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Description: Only *you* have tHE POWERRRR(!) to ruin your own day. Haters gonna hate, only *you* can commiserate.

Tags: eternia, grayskull, i have the power, masters of the universe, shera

I HAVE THE POWER Card

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Please Stand By Card
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Description: Please Stand By..

Tags: color bars, emergency, flcl, tv, tv head

Please Stand By Card

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Domokun Takes New York Card
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Description: Domokun takes New York!

Tags: city, godzilla, gojira, monster

Domokun Takes New York Card

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Pink On The Outside Card
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Description: In the infinite parallel, there *must* be a world with no atmosphere, covered in flowers, right? Welcome to my dreams..

Tags: astronaut, cosmonaut, galaxy, nasa, outerspace

Pink On The Outside Card

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In The End No One Saves You Card
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Description: Did you know that in the end, you're only racing with yourself?

Tags: father and son, retro, save the planet

In The End No One Saves You Card

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