Husky's Art Emporium

Bringing the good news for a dime, and long distance for a quarter.

You all will rue the day!

If you get tired, be like an AJAX request and REST.

For those who love the fast lane lifestyle and still apricate a good literary pun.

There are lies. There are damned lies. Then there is the crap they put into Jira and tell me to meet them.

File Allocation Table (FAT) is a file system developed for personal computers and was the default filesystem for MS-DOS and Windows 9x operating systems. Originally developed in 1977 for use on floppy disks, it was adapted for use on hard disks and other devices.

I'm Just Tired

A fantasy science fiction history of the US Army on the moon! Made from a collage of CC0 (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Joseph_Binder%27s_poster_for_the_1939_New_York_World%27s_Fair.jpg) and Puiblic Domain (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Back_The_Attack-With_6_Full_Days_Work_Every_Week_-_NARA_-_534689.jpg) images.

The Temperance tarot card suggests moderation and balance, coupled with a lot of patience. Where this card appears, there is the suggestion that extremity in any situation is to be avoided.

All in ment-all-y ill. Get it?

The inventor of autocorrect has died. The funnel will be held tomato.

Feeling lonely? Sad? Let this shirt keep you company! Although, you'd be a bit of a third wheel...

And if you touch his car again he's calling the cops.

We are beyond the bounds of collaboration and code reviews. We write on the edge, coordinated like a single mind. We shall break the bonds of shared resources, at least as long as the virtual machines stay up and the backups are on the regular.

Another shot at Bing's Image Creator (DALL-E 3). We promise this is the last one. This is a nice design for Halloween that is not too "death metal" and more "70s conversion van". Has a nice Tolken kinda softness and a little led zeppelin. Still scary as all get out. AI is not coming for your life, but it is coming for your job.

Facebook is a cancer upon the Earth, and Meta is the church of the devil himself. Get rid of it. Remove it from your life. Nobody cares about your lunch and you don't really care about your uncle's oblique political views. Turn your head and don't look back.

This logo was an assignment to include the character within the name of the iguana. Of course my second son doesn't know the difference between a chameleon and an iguana. Still cool and with a nice green shade. Don't go to the .com.

The devil represents being seduced by the material world and physical pleasures, living in fear, domination and bondage, being caged by an overabundance of luxury, discretion should be used in personal and business matters.

The wrong side is...

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Unique take on the character using lighter colors than normal and a flat appearance.

Perfect for Halloween, your haunted house or décor to reflect your pain. Just listen to the faces sing...

Youtube loves to put ads in the start middle and end of videos, even when creators don't want them. And they are more than happy to delist, demonetize, or shadow block these same creators, going so far as to giving this unwanted ad revenue to anyone who claims a copy write strike. So yuck foutube.

Howie, cat of action, has finally made it to space, using surplus Soviet equipment. What do you think he sees in the vastness of the cosmos? What a bastard.

Leave it to...

A still life from a country home, but someone is missing.

Based on the song by Ween, the drunken pirate remembers.

You're an eboy/egirl? Maybe something in between? This 3D heart is definitely something for you, perfect for all your le epic tiktoks! Have it fill the void in your cold, dead heart.

Error between keyboard and mouse is very common when working on the help desk. It seems that well near 90% of users who call seem to be experiencing this very same error.

Another shot at newer AI based artwork. This was done using Bing's Image Creator (DALL-E 3). Honestly, this stuff scares the daylights out of me, and not because it is evil skeletons and drow elves.

There is no room for love in the money heart. It can only pound for the pound and bleed for the dollar. It is half your heart but all of your soul.

If a fight breaks out someone always throws a chair.

The ID 10T error is very common when working on the help desk. It seems that well near 90% of users who call seem to be experiencing this very same error.

And last but not least, have some fun with Miku.

In ancient times the Gnomes controlled large swaths of the magic forest, maintained with an iron fist. At the core of this Pax Gnomana, or Gnoman Peace, was the Gnoman soldier.

In Soviet Russia, workers pseudo-shock you.