Hyrax with a Flamethrower

Description: What's cuter than a puppy? How about an electrified puppy that might kill you? No, that's not cuter, that's deadlier. But still plenty cute.

Description: In an uncertain world, it's nice to know future generations will still be able to watch otters play. If there are future generations to thaw them...Otherwise, we'll just have a bunch of cold otters...

Description: When your foes are many, but your chickens are mighty

Description: Could be worse. You could be eaten by a way-too-happy bear.

Description: 2.5x the appendages, 2.5x as terrifying.

Description: A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.

Description: A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.

Description: Now everyone will know whom to thank.

Description: Now everyone will know whom to thank.

Description: Life doesn't always work out how you want, but you can always make someone else's day. image by freepik.com

Description: Let's face it: Santa's creepy. Watching little children, breaking into houses, dispensing his version of justice. Just wanted to point out how creepy he is with this shirt. images from freepik.com

Description: Ever wonder whether animals are religious? Stands to reason some aren't. Like lizards. Who don't believe in Godzilla. pic from freepik.com

Description: Do you question your sanity? Does it answer?

Description: Let me tell you what it's done for ME!

Description: Money's tight, but we all have enough to last the rest of our lives...if we die on time. pic by freepik.com

Description: Tomorrow's Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed. Well, it's about time! pic by macrovector on freepik.com

Description: Money's tight, but we all have enough to last the rest of our lives...if we die on time. Pic design: freepik.com

Description: Let's face it: we're all busy, usually with our own stuff. Come out and say what we all feel.

Description: Let's face it: we're all busy, usually with our own stuff. Come out and say what we all feel.

Description: For those of us who aren't quite finished yet...

Description: For those of us who aren't quite finished just yet...

Description: I started to write a description for this shirt, then I

Description: I really need to finish what I...