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Description: Wear your existential dread with pride. This sarcastic, hand-lettered design blends bold irony with a sprinkle of cosmic glitter (not literally). Whether you're spiraling, scrolling, or saving the turtles one reusable straw at a time, this shirt says it all so you don't have to. Perfect for lovers of dark humor, millennial angst, and eco-anxious vibes.
Full of Anxiety and Microplastic – Funny Dark Humor T-Shirt Pin
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Description: Simple pleasures? Check. A little sass? Absolutely. “I enjoy simple things. You are simple. I enjoy.” Whether you’re roasting your friends, charming strangers, or just making your existential crisis stylish, this shirt is your new go-to. Perfect for fans of dry humor and bold banter Great conversation starter… or ender
Description: When turning it off and on again doesn’t cut it... hit it (gently, of course). This witty T-shirt is perfect for IT professionals, engineers, makers, and anyone who's ever fixed a machine by tapping it just right. Whether you're into tech, repairs, or just appreciate a good nerdy joke, this shirt lets the world know you’re not afraid to solve problems the old-fashioned way — with a confident whack. Great gift for technicians, mechanics, programmers, and DIY heroes
Have You Tried Percussive Maintenance? – Funny Tech Support T-Shirt Pin
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Description: Clock in. Zone out. Repeat. For those who master the sacred art of doing the bare minimum with maximum efficiency, this bold minimalist tee says it all: "I'm Not Here for the Lore." Perfect for workplace rebels, meeting dodgers, and anyone who has ever whispered "not my circus, not my monkeys" while sipping stale office coffee. Clean typography. Black and white palette. Pure apathy aesthetic. Whether you're resisting hustle culture or just here for the paycheck, this shirt lets everyone know exactly where you stand: at your desk, emotionally unavailable.
"I'm Not Here for the Lore" Minimalist Work Shirt – Quiet Quitting Core Pin
$2.75 $3.25
Description: Step into the retro world of arcade nostalgia with this bold T-shirt featuring a glowing coin slot design. Perfect for gamers and vintage enthusiasts, this shirt brings back the thrill of classic arcade games with a modern twist.
Retro Arcade Coin Slot T-shirt – Vintage Gaming Glow Design Pin
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Description: Say it loud, say it proud — “oie thé vers” is the most goose-worm-tea way to say whatever. This hilariously bilingual T-shirt blends French phonetics and English attitude into one gloriously dumb visual pun. Because let’s face it — you didn’t see that one coming. Oie thé vers.