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Certified Guaranteed Mercurochrome Survivor Shorts
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Description: Back in the day you were smothered in this red goop when you had a scrape or cut. Now with the fear of mercury toxicity its off the market.

Tags: cut, doctor, hospital, hurt, medication
Lieutenant Dan's Soft Serve Shorts
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Description: Lieutenant Dan's Soft Serve has been treating families for over 3 generations!

Tags: comedy, family restaurant, forrest gump, ice cream, soft serve ice cream

Lieutenant Dan's Soft Serve Shorts

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Smoking Haddock Shorts
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Description: smoking haddock

Tags: cartoon style, ocean, sea, smoking

Smoking Haddock Shorts

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Reverend Bradley Wilkinson Shorts
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Description: Meet Reverend Bradley Wilkinson, of the united church of soup.

Tags: food, brad pitt, bible, soup, faith

Reverend Bradley Wilkinson Shorts

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The Great Northern Canadian Palm Tree Shorts
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Description: A Celebration of the tropical Palm Trees northern Cousin!

Tags: park, wild, adventure, camping, hiking

The Great Northern Canadian Palm Tree Shorts

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The Deliverist! Shorts
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Description: Father Karras Pizza is the most horrifyingly delicious pizza in Washington DC!

Tags: pizza lover, horrormovies, exorcist, movie parody, scary

The Deliverist! Shorts

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Back 6' Shorts
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Description: A COVID-19 Safety Shirt

Tags: corona, coronavirus, quarantined, virus, pandemic

Back 6' Shorts

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The Donald Shorts
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Description: Donald Trump if he was a cartoon duck. Maybe next life.

Tags: disneyland, presidential election, disney, humor, usa flag

The Donald Shorts

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Fonzie Auto Repair Shorts

Description: From oil changes to tunes ups, Fonzie Auto Repair is the place to be. 15% off for all Shortcakes!

Tags: nostalcia, exactemundo, vintage, car, the fonz from happy days

Fonzie Auto Repair Shorts

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Clabburn Lodge Shorts
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Description: The Clabburn Tundra is a stretch of frozen wasteland on the ice planet of Hoth, home of the great battle of the Republic and the Empire but also home of the Clabburn Lodge. Best fishing and Hunting this side of the galaxy!

Tags: sith, yoda, jedi, sci fi, science fiction

Clabburn Lodge Shorts

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Pho The Real Soup for the Soul! Shorts
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Description: Chicken soup is fine and dandy but PHO, thats the REAL soup for soul!

Tags: i am vietnamese, vietnamese student association, vietnamese flag, albania, food

Pho The Real Soup for the Soul! Shorts

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Chicken Balls Deep Shorts
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Description: Chicken Balls Deep, Mott Havens Favourite Porn and Noodle shoppe!

Tags: food, cook, hot, kitchen, sexy

Chicken Balls Deep Shorts

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My Apple Shorts
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Description: A painting of a White Capped Pionus Parrot on an apple

Tags: love, pet, parrots, animals, nature

My Apple Shorts

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General Dyslexic Shorts

Description: Things you think of when fixing an appliance

Tags: spelling, education, periodic spelling, periodic, science

General Dyslexic Shorts

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Jesus Fish Sticks! Shorts
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Description: Fish Sticks with a kick!

Tags: bible, jesus, vintage, christianity, god

Jesus Fish Sticks! Shorts

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Trumpty Dumpty Shorts
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Description: Trumpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Tags: usa, election, donald, president, politics

Trumpty Dumpty Shorts

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Sup? Shorts

Description: A refreshing bubbly nostalgic t-shirt design!

Tags: cola, sup, soda, retro, coca cola

Sup? Shorts

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Robots in Disguise Shorts
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Description: Our childhood heroes were once children themselves...even the machines!

Tags: megatron, robot, decepticon, transformers optimus prime, cybertron

Robots in Disguise Shorts

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Green Boh Alabama! Shorts

Description: What you get when you cross Forest Gump and Bohemian Lager!

Tags: canada, saskatchewan, beers, beer lover gift, awesome

Green Boh Alabama! Shorts

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