There's something aesthetically pleasing about the sketchy looking dude on the classic "Neighborhood Watch" signs.
This would be a good shirt to wear for an actual organized watch or just to proclaim your disdain for general sketchiness.
Hyenas - one of the most dangerous animals on the planet - are hand fed by residents of Harar Ethiopia. You might be cool, but you're not "I feed wild hyenas" cool (until you wear this shirt)