Description: He’s cute but he’s gon' keeel you.

Description: Woodland Fairy

Description: All clowns are evil. ALL OF THEM

Description: An old god from deep in the cosmos

Description: You are going to hell and will be eaten by satan. Mostly because you didn’t eat your vegetables

Description: Hey. You’d like it here on the moon

Description: The Guardian of the Gates of Hell

Description: Horrifying many eyed space monster

Description: Just a Devil fiddlin in a skull

Description: The original stone cold beeyotch

Description: If you believe they put a man on the moon

Description: They are indeed real and look like this

Description: They were made to go together

Description: Do you like goats? Do you like Metal? Do you want to make the dark lord happy? Then this is the shirt for you.

Description: NINJA ATTACK!

Description: Nothing like some delicious human

Description: In an alternate universe...

Description: A mind is a wonderful thing to taste!

Description: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD DOES IT??

Description: HE'S STUPID LOOKING, YET DEADLY

Description: WHEN YOU DROP THOSE HOT BOMBS. YOU NEED TO BE WEARING THIS.

Description: When you want someone to eat a bag of dicks but you want to be classy about it.

Description: Just a squirrel trynna get a rock

Description: Just a guy having an active day. A RADIO-active day. Ba dum tiss.