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Have Yourself A Lazy, Swayze Christmas Card
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Description: Patrick Swayze was a king. Rep him at Grandma's holiday table like an absolute boss.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, christmas humor, christmas sweater, dirty dancing
roar Card
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Description: Created specifically to describe how I was feeling at the exact moment I made it.

Tags: animal, antisocial, anxiety, bears, depression

roar Card

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A Grizzly Abroad Logo (Alternate) Card
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Description: Logo for AGrizzlyAbroad.com aka IllegalForeignObject.com

Tags: freelance writer, freelancer, website, website content writer, writers

A Grizzly Abroad Logo (Alternate) Card

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A Grizzly Abroad Card

Description: Logo for AGrizzlyAbroad.com aka IllegalForeignObject.com

Tags: logo, website, website content writer, writer, writing

A Grizzly Abroad Card

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The Four Hearsemen Card

Description: Pro Wrestling Fearsome Foursome!

Tags: aew, njpw, wcw, wrestlers, wrestling

The Four Hearsemen Card

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Terry Funk's "Dusty Sucks Eggs" Card

Description: Terry Funk must've called "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes an "egg-suckin' dog" a thousand times. Now, you can hop on Terry's bandwagon!

Tags: aew, aew dynamite, all elite wrestling, american dream, ifo wrestling

Terry Funk's "Dusty Sucks Eggs" Card

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Cody Sucks Eggs Card

Description: Once upon a time, Terry Funk created the famous "Dusty Sucks Eggs" t-shirt. Now, Illegal Foreign Object is pleased to offer the very first CODY SUCKS EGGS shirt!

Tags: aew, bloodline, cody rhodes, kevin owens, njpw

Cody Sucks Eggs Card

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Macho Man Slim Jim Angel Card

Description: Snap into it! Ooo yeah!

Tags: pro wrestling, wrestling, nwo, hulk hogan, wwf

Macho Man Slim Jim Angel Card

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I hate everyone Card
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Description: Tell the world how you feel EN ESPAÑOL.

Tags: funny, humor, joke, salty

I hate everyone Card

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Breathe Deeply Card
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Description: It's not that deep, y'all. It's just the end of the world.

Tags: mental health, depression, war, armageddon, world

Breathe Deeply Card

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Extreme Waiting For The Punchline Tour Poster Shirt Card

Description: You won't find this shirt anywhere else. This is taken from one of Extreme's Waiting for the Punchline tour posters.

Tags: 80s, concert, extreme band, glam metal, hair metal
Giant Gonzalez Card

Description: Jorge loves you.

Tags: wwe, wrestling, roh, aew, tna

Giant Gonzalez Card

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Jimmy "Boogie Woogie Man" Valiant Card

Description: The great Jimmy Valiant was a pro wrestling star all over the U.S., wrestling on top in New York, Georgia, The Carolinas, Florida, and Tennessee!

Tags: wrestler, wrestlemania, wrestling, nwa wrestling, wwf

Jimmy "Boogie Woogie Man" Valiant Card

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Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol 5 Card

Description: Once upon a time, The Great Power Uti payed the smackdown on Cliff Compton in South Africa. The entire insane story can be found on Colt Cabana's old Art of Wrestling podcast.

Tags: njpw, aew dynamite, wcw, aew, illegal foreign object

Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol 5 Card

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Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol. 4 Card

Description: Volume 4 of our "Pro Wrestling Dream Card" series. This time we're headed to Dallas, TX, to see Ricky Steamboat square off against Randy Orton in a main event sure to go down in history!

Tags: wrestling, nwa wrestling, aew, ricky steamboat, aew wrestling

Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol. 4 Card

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John Steinbeck Card

Description: The mighty John Steinbeck wrote some of the finest books in the history of American literature.

Tags: writer, america, author, steinbeck, springsteen

John Steinbeck Card

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Henry Rollins Hot Animal Machine Card

Description: Punk rock royalty, Mr. Henry Rollins, ladies & germs!

Tags: illegal foreign object, ifo wrestling, washington dc, los angeles, rollins

Henry Rollins Hot Animal Machine Card

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We Can Raaawr! Card
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Description: My little nephew wanted a shirt that showed off one of his primary beliefs: that women are as strong as dinosaurs and can do anything! I had to make it happen for him and figured someone else might enjoy it as well.

Tags: rosie the riveter, we can do it, social justice, queer, equality

We Can Raaawr! Card

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Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol. 3 Card

Description: Yet another "dream card" design from Illegal Foreign Object. This time we head to Georgia in our time machine, dragging several wrestlers along for the ride.

Tags: wwf, nwa wrestling, prowrestling, ifo wrestling, illegal foreign object

Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol. 3 Card

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Pro Wrestling Dream matches, Vol. 2 Card

Description: Who has the more dominant era? It is the new school pro wrestlers or the old school rasslers?!

Tags: njpw, aew, ifo wrestling, nxt, wrestling

Pro Wrestling Dream matches, Vol. 2 Card

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Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol. 1 Card

Description: Wrestling fans far and wide love fantasy booking their favorite wrestlers and promotions. We here at Illegal Foreign Object are no different! Behold! Volume 1 of our Pro Wrestling Dream Matches series!

Tags: shinsuke nakamura, shawn michaels, jake the snake roberts, wrestlemania, nxt

Pro Wrestling Dream Matches, Vol. 1 Card

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Illegal Foreign Object Halloween Card

Description: Get spooky as a mutha pro rasslin' style with Illegal Foreign Object's Halloween 2020 design!

Tags: aew, all elite wrestling, halloween, ifo wrestling, illegal foreign object

Illegal Foreign Object Halloween Card

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Illegal Foreign Object Christmas 2020 Card

Description: In the immortal words of Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "that's an illegal foreign object, Mean Gene!" Christmas gear doesn't have to be corny! Slip into one of these numbers and dump some egg nog on your head.

Tags: illegal foreign object, mma, cage fighting, wwf, nxt
"Adorable" Adrian Adonis Card

Description: We should've given Adrian Adonis his flower while he was here. Now, you can let the world know you love old school pro wrestling!

Tags: adrian adonis, wwf, roh, nwa, wwe

"Adorable" Adrian Adonis Card

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Illegal Foreign Object (white) Card

Description: IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

Tags: ifo wrestling, illegal foreign object, impact, njpw, nwa

Illegal Foreign Object (white) Card

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Illegal Foreign Object (red) Card

Description: IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

Tags: ifo wrestling, illegal foreign object, impact, njpw, nwa

Illegal Foreign Object (red) Card

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Eat The Goulash, Verne Card

Description: My friend Diaz Machinegun said he'd eat the goulash. Okay, eat the goulash.

Tags: wwe, roh, nwa, wrestling, nxt

Eat The Goulash, Verne Card

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