Incognito Design

Description: A design to honour all the security architects out there. They're the real heroes, trying to keep us safe. Wear it with pride!

Description: A new design to celebrate new Everton signing Hayden Hackney. This may be a niche of a niche but I see you Toffees.

Description: A nod to Everton's past with graphics reminiscent of the classic Everton are Magic banner brought right up to date with a reference to our new midfield magician. 2026/2027 season is going to be a big one for Merlin.

Description: AI is out to get us all. This design is for software engineers and developers who know what’s coming.

Description: With the world completely upside down at the moment this design is a plea for a return to sanity. Quiet activism.

Description: A funny design for all the Cloud engineers and architects battling to get stuff done in crazy circumstances. You have our sympathy.

Description: The perfect design for when life is getting too much. Overwhelmed, burnt out or anxious. You’re covered.

Description: A lovely Macaroni penguin who has never done any harm to anyone. He’s not guilty. He should be tariff free

Description: A Winston Churchill quote for these difficult times in the colours of our friends in Ukraine. Any royalties from this design will be donated to Ukrainian charities.

Description: A humorous Cloud Computing design for software engineers and architects . Kubernetes is such a funny sounding word, we thought it deserved to be put in the spotlight.

Description: A quirky design signalling that you’re not in the mood for any nonsense. A great slogan for introverts and those who just need their space.

Description: A brutally honest design for anyone who‘s tired of feigning interest in nonsense. Sit this one out or not. I just don‘t care.

Description: Take the stress out of the office dress code with this witty design. No one can say it’s not business casual.

Description: Strike ! A design to mark the major IT outage of July 2024. Cloud cybersecurity had an epic fail.

Description: This is a funny design for anyone who finds themselves in places they’d rather not be. They’re here but under duress. Perfect for introverts or people who’d prefer to be working from home than dragged into the office.

Description: A new colour way for the bestselling Multifactor Authentication design to widen the range of teeshirt colour options that it looks great on. This will raise a few eyebrows and giggles among computer pros.

Description: A mishmash of a classic Roman quote and computing. You didn‘t know you needed this alliteration before now. Why? Why not?

Description: A playful Plato design which combines fun with philosophy

Description: A funny design for any software developer frazzled by trying to implement AGILE in a Waterfall world.

Description: A funny design celebrating the fact that sometimes we make mistakes without even realising what we’re doing. It promotes self acceptance and should make other people smile when they see it.

Description: A graphic design of an exploding world - highlighting the dangers of AI and playing on the phrase “The End of the World is Nigh”. Fun for all AI sceptics and the techie in your life.

Description: A funny design for anyone not enamoured with work. My job requires me to cover every angle - it is indeed pointless.

Description: A funny design for anyone working in IT who wants to underline their power. Not a threat, more of a promise.

Description: A funny cloud computing design for software engineers. Vertical cloud is special.

Description: A fun design mocking the tsunami of clueless cloud projects out there

Description: A funny design for all the AWS users out there

Description: A funny cybersecurity design to brighten up the office

Description: The perfect gift for any software developer frustrated by the project management process. Kanban, AGILE and Waterfall or should that be Kanbin, Fragile and Waterfail.

Description: The perfect design for anyone who loves Art. It combines graphics with an original acrylic abstract painting that I did in Spring 2023.

Description: A topical design that will make people double take. Computer pros hate repetitive, manual work. Just Stop Toil

Description: A funny design for anyone who feels underappreciated at work. Maybe this will give you boss the message.

Description: A cute design celebrating chaos engineering or your favourite messy toddler. You decide.

Description: An amusing Shakespeare themed t shirt for the literature fan in the family. Comedy or tragedy - everything’s part of the rich tapestry of life

Description: Need a boost? Had a hard day? When you’ve had a setback, it’s time for a brew. This cheery design will cheer you up and make everyone around you smile.

Description: A funny work t-shirt design that cuts through all the corporate blah blah blah and tells it how it really is. A bit cynical, a bit snarky. Just how we like it.

Description: This is a design for cybersecurity specialists. It’s a reimagining of JFK’s famous vote about democracy.