InkyMcStapleface’s Merch Shop

Description: Give a dose of ghoulish charm wherever you go in the wasteland. You can have a bit of attitude when your charisma is stacked.

Description: What it feels like to chew 5 gum..mies at the same time.

Description: Let your rainbow rage roar with this technicolor tiger shirt.

Description: When you look sweet, but you’re a lil rough.

Description: Mushrooms, leafs and titis oh my!

Description: Rep your cred even when you leave your cup in the van.

Description: The perfect shirt for waking up at the crack of noon.

Description: Pink bunny suit clad Ralphie playing with his Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time... The greatest gift A Christmas Story fan can ask for!

Description: Too cute to be evil.

Description: Art by Inky McStapleface

Description: Even the best have the worst days

Description: Ever seen a fat drag queen eat fresh dog poo off the pavement of Baltimore? Well, Today's your lucky day!

Description: The fairy godfather of Baltimore, director of some of the raunchiest stuff to be put to film and we love him for it.

Description: @InkyMcStapleface

Description: C.R.E.A.M.

Description: Found around art college's in cities with major ports. Can be seen mostly at night in the corner of some diner you've never heard of smoking non-menthol cigarettes and drinking black, day-old coffee. It spends it's life in a never ending cycle of pretending to love all the things others hate, and pretending to hate all the things others love.

Description: Based on a print of mine done a few years ago, she's back and redesigned a bit to better suit tee printing. Parts of her corset have been left transparent so her clothes will match the color of garment you choose.

Description: Remember to always get an adult to check your candy on Halloween

Description: Show off your love for the godfather of Goth with this awesome Tee, also available on tanks, hoodies and kid sizes too!

Description: Did you miss out on the last time I attempted to make my own logo shirts? That was a damn mess. Good news is, now you can have one of your own, with absolutely no way for me to screw things up! Just place your order and Teepublic sends it right on out! How awesome is that? Available in Tee, Tanktop, Crewnecks, Hoodies AND Kids sizes too!!

Description: Love Maryland and our signature beer? Grab up on a Natty BOW shirt, Hon.

Description: Crisp leaves, Red sunsets, Bonfires, Spices. Is there anything not to love about Autumn?

Description: The frozen air, the quiet sounds of muffled footsteps in the snow. It's like you're the last person on earth. And you like it that way. Jan is the iciest and most cold of the sisters, the most stubborn as well.

Description: Adorable. Whimsical. Majestic. Bunnicorn.

Description: Because Purple Shark in Space... Do you need more reason?