Tank Tops
Description: Monsters of the Medieval Deep Inspired by medieval bestiaries, mappaemundi, and old mariner's charts — when mapmakers filled unknown waters with krakens, sea serpents, and leviathans. Each design reimagines ancient seafaring lore in authentic woodcut-style art for the modern explorer.
Description: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" 🩸 Pay tribute to the ultimate horror classic with this retro Ewen High School shirt, famously inspired by Stephen King’s Carrie (2026). Nestled in the fictional town of Chamberlain, Maine, Ewen High is the unforgettable setting where Carrie White endured the worst gym class in cinematic history—and the most legendary prom night ever captured on film.
Description: Trump renamed the wrong body of water. Forget Lake Ontario. This is Lake America. A glorious, algae-infected reflecting pool where crystal-clear water has been replaced by a vibrant shade of “freedom,” and the monuments reflect whatever version of reality you prefer. Lake America: Just plain Slimy.
Description: Take it back to the mess hall of the Nostromo. This design features the iconic drinking bird toy seen in the opening scenes of Ridley Scott’s 1979 masterpiece, ALIEN. Paired with a Weyland-Yutani corporate mug, this clean, comic-style illustration captures the mundane side of deep-space travel before the horror begins. A perfect deep-cut reference for sci-fi enthusiasts.
