Magnets
Description: The Slut Pineapple shirt is a gift, with its cheekiness and the way that it has the demonstrated power to spark conversation. Is the pineapple a slut or is the wearer a slut for pineapples? It has the potential to be the blue dress/yellow dress of 2019 and the answer says a lot about you. If you think the pineapple is a slut, well, it’s a bit of a conflict. Maybe you’re the kind who can open your mind to the possibility that despite their hard and spiky exterior and their lack of sentience, that pineapples are open for a good time and willing to advertise it. But maybe also you’re dealing with some sexual repression
Description: Take a look at this! That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, well THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA! So I say to myself, I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office. I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands otherwise he's never gonna get it. He's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist! Okay. so I decided, ohhhhh shit, buddy. I g...
