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Loud, type-only tees for people who say the quiet part. Office life, dev humor, hot takes with a 'no' button. Bold text designs, no clip art, no fandoms, no shouting at your coworkers required. New drops weekly.
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Return To Office Is A Salary Cut With Extra Steps Sticker
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Description: A commute isn't free. Neither is parking, lunch, or the two hours a day you don't get back. Say it without saying it. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: funny work, hybrid work, office humor, return to office, sarcastic
I Read The Terms And Conditions Ask Me Anything Sticker
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Description: Somebody had to read them. It was you. Now everyone can know. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: developer, dry humor, funny saying, lawyer, privacy
I Peaked In The Group Chat Sticker
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Description: The jokes were elite. The audience was five people. A shirt for the undiscovered. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: funny saying, gen z, internet humor, meme, millennial

I Peaked In The Group Chat Sticker

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I'm Not Arguing I'm Explaining Why I'm Right Sticker
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Description: It's not an argument if you're correct. A gift for the person who always has the last word. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: always right, argument, debate, engineer humor, funny saying

I'm Not Arguing I'm Explaining Why I'm Right Sticker

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Merge Conflicts Are Just Git Asking Who's Right Sticker
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Description: Git doesn't take sides. It just asks. A shirt for everyone who has answered wrong. Original code-style typography by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: coding, developer, devops, merge conflict, nerd humor
My Hot Take Is That Your Hot Take Is Lukewarm Sticker
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Description: Everyone has a hot take now. Most of them are room temperature. A shirt for the person keeping score. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: debate, funny saying, group chat, internet humor, opinions

My Hot Take Is That Your Hot Take Is Lukewarm Sticker

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Grind Culture Is Just Burnout With Better Branding Sticker
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Description: You don't have to rise and grind. You can just rise. A shirt for everyone who figured out the hustle was the product. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: burnout, hustle culture, millennial, quiet quitting, sarcastic
I Don't Need A Therapist I Have A Compiler That Yells At Me Sticker
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Description: Honest, immediate, and free. A gift for the developer in your life, or for yourself after a long build. Original code-style typography by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: coder gift, coding, computer science, debugging, developer
Stop Calling It A Career It's A Subscription To Adulthood Sticker
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Description: Auto-renews every two weeks. Cancellation not available. A shirt for the modern condition. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: capitalism, dark humor, funny saying, gen z, millennial
Hot Take The 40 Hour Week Was A Guess Sticker
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Description: Forty hours wasn't handed down from a mountain. Somebody picked it. A shirt that politely asks why we're still using it. Original typography design by Iota Pulse. Best on dark colors.

Tags: 40 hour week, anti hustle, four day week, hot take, office humor

Hot Take The 40 Hour Week Was A Guess Sticker

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