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Healing isn't Linear but it is Bilateral Tank Top
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Description: Because healing rarely moves in a straight line. “Healing Isn’t Linear, But It Is Bilateral” is a colorful nod to the beautifully winding process of healing—and the bilateral stimulation at the heart of EMDR therapy.

Tags: emdr, therapist, therapist funny, therapist gift, therapy
Your Monsters Are Safe With Me Tank Top
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Description: A reminder that the things we fear within ourselves are often the very things asking to be understood. “Your Monsters Are Safe With Me” celebrates the courage, compassion, and judgment-free space at the heart of trauma therapy.

Tags: therapist funny, therapy, therapy humor, therapy is cool, therapy jokes
EMDR Tank Top
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Description: Where rhythm meets reprocessing. This colorful EMDR design brings a playful, psychedelic spin to bilateral stimulation, celebrating the creativity, movement, and connection at the heart of the work.

Tags: therapist, therapist funny, therapist gift, therapy gift, therapy humor

EMDR Tank Top

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Maladjusted Tank Top

Description: For the therapists holding it together with caffeine, humor, and just a little bit of chaos. “Maladjusted” is a playful tribute to embracing the beautifully imperfect side of therapist life.

Tags: counselor designs, counselor humor, therapissed, therapist, therapy gift

Maladjusted Tank Top

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I'm a Therapist but I'm Not Your Therapist Tank Top
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Description: For the therapists who know the importance of boundaries—with a little humor. “I’m a therapist, but I’m not your therapist” is a playful reminder that even therapists get to be off the clock.

Tags: therapist, therapist funny, therapist gift, therapy is cool
Therapissed Full of Whimsy & Rage Tank Top
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Description: A little whimsy, a little rage, and a whole lot of therapist energy. “Therapissed: Full of Whimsy & Rage” celebrates the perfectly relatable mix of compassion, humor, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.

Tags: counselor, counselor humor, funny therapist, mental health awareness, mental health therapist
The Secret to My Glow? Relentless Inner Work Tank Top

Description: Playful and powerful—healing isn’t about surface glow, it’s about the deep work underneath.

Tags: inner work, mental health, therapist, therapy
I'm Cringe but I'm Free Tank Top
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Description: A bold, psychedelic celebration of embracing the awkward, the unexpected, and everything that makes us wonderfully human. “I’m Cringe But I’m Free” — because healing doesn’t have to mean taking yourself too seriously.

Tags: cringe, fun, therapist funny, therapist gift, therapy

I'm Cringe but I'm Free Tank Top

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Don't Mistake My Regulation for Domestication Tank Top

Description: Don't be fooled by my regulation - I'm still wild.

Tags: counselor humor, feminist art, feminist therapist, funny therapy, medusa art
Butterfly Hug Baddie Tank Top
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Description: For all our bilateral baddies who know what it means to tap

Tags: counseling, mental health, psychology, therapist gift, therapy art

Butterfly Hug Baddie Tank Top

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Probably Needed a Hug, Became an EMDR Therapist Instead Tank Top

Description: We all came to this work with our own story, this shirt celebrates that.

Tags: bilateral stimulation, counselor humor, emdr humor, emdr therapist, emdr therapy
The More I Heal, The Weirder I Get Tank Top

Description: A surreal celebration of self—because deep healing makes space for your most authentic weird.

Tags: healing, mental health
Trust the Process Tank Top

Description: A trippy neural landscape reminding therapists and clients alike: trust the process.

Tags: authenticity, counselor humor, funny therapy, healing journey, probably

Trust the Process Tank Top

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Therapissed. Tank Top
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Description: When your brain has officially left the building and entered another dimension: Therapissed. A surreal, slightly unhinged celebration of the moments every therapist knows all too well.

Tags: counselor, counselor humor, emdr, mental health, therapissed

Therapissed. Tank Top

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Dress for the Job You Want Tank Top
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Description: Aspiring to lounge in the clouds for eternity.

Tags: cosmic healing, goddess, intuition, mystical creature, mythology

Dress for the Job You Want Tank Top

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Noticing That Since 1987 Tank Top
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Description: This shirt honors the origins of EMDR Therapy going back to 1987.

Tags: bilateral stimulation, counselor humor, emdr humor, emdr therapist, emdr therapy

Noticing That Since 1987 Tank Top

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Healing Isn’t Linear (But It Is Bilateral) Tank Top
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Description: A vibrant EMDR nod to the ups and downs of healing, with a wink to bilateral stimulation.

Tags: bilateral stimulation, healing journey, therapist, therapy
Ask Me About My Safe Place Tank Top

Description: EMDR humor meets psychedelic third-eye vibes.

Tags: bilateral stimulation, emdr humor, emdr therapist, emdr therapy, emdr training

Ask Me About My Safe Place Tank Top

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Petrify the Patriarchy Tank Top
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Description: Fierce Medusa energy for therapists who know dismantling oppressive systems is part of healing.

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Petrify the Patriarchy Tank Top

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In My Coming of Rage Tank Top
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Description: Medusa reborn as a symbol of power, anger, and reclamation—because rage can be sacred.

Tags: heal yourself, in my coming of rage

In My Coming of Rage Tank Top

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Nope Says Medusa Tank Top
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Description: Minimalist Medusa mood—sometimes the best boundary is just saying nope.

Tags: boundaries, feminist art, feminist therapist, medusa, medusa art

Nope Says Medusa Tank Top

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IRIS Training Collective Tank Top

Description: We're an EMDR therapist training group who loves to get weird and go to the depths.

Tags: bilateral stimulation, emdr humor, emdr therapist, emdr therapy, emdr training

IRIS Training Collective Tank Top

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The More I Heal, The Weirder I Get Tank Top
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Description: A surreal celebration of self—because deep healing makes space for your most authentic weird.

Tags: healing is not linear, takeupspace
The Abyss Is My Playground Tank Top

Description: A surreal retro rainbow ride through the depths of healing.

Tags: cosmic healing, counseling, intuition, mental health, mystical hea

The Abyss Is My Playground Tank Top

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We’re All a Little Monstrous Tank Top
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Description: Rainbow Medusa energy—claiming the parts of us once shamed.

Tags: feminist art, feminist therapist, medusa art, medusa feminist, petrify the patriarch
My Intuition Knows Her Shit Tank Top
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Description: Bold reminder to trust the inner voice guiding your work.

Tags: authenticity, cosmic healing, healing journey, inner child healing, mystical hea

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