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Description: ...And with you, what was the thought process? Derpy Nightmares

Description: Does this sound like a man who had ALL he could eat

Description: How are you so good at Gaga? Focus, diet, conditioning. I mean honestly, genetics plays a part.

Description: Spotted her the moment you walked in, didn't you? She's a real beauty. Nothing makes you feel more like a man.

Description: Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name, and you have the death sentence on 12 systems.

Description: S-Mart's top of the line. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for $24.99

Description: Spotted her the moment you walked in, didn't you? She's a real beauty. Nothing makes you feel more like a man.

Description: Are you or someone you care about in peril? Well you better make sure you are important to the narrative so you can't be killed, no matter how ridiculous the odds. Plot armor will summon Deus Ex Machina, cause troops known for precise marksmanship to miss every shot, or cause what would be a fatal hit to any other character's ship to be easily fixable by an astro-mech droid. Please note Plot Armor not guaranteed effective for Krillin, heroes girlfriends, or anyone named Stark

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