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The champion of the Kumate!

Maybe you don't remember this old guy but he would greet folks at our favorite Polynesian Room at the Kingdom.

Forever locked in joyful combat!

It's one of the best scenes...I made Willy reflect my feelings about it.

Detective Donatello illustration for your chesty area on your body. You wear it there, to make others feel that they wished they were as cool as you, remembering that one weird episode of Ninja Turtles where Donny dons this disguise. Good for you.

Inspired by the Aquabats song, Shark Fighter! He's a shark fighter, he fights sharks. He fights em in the water cause that's where they are. He's got him a knife, a bandana and a topaz necklace. He's extremely reckless. He rides an otter like a motorcycle. Just sayin...

If it bleeds, we can kill it. But why would we want to?! He’s the happiest little Yautja Hunter, with his very first human trophy!

He laughs from his mountain. Beware that you know the Riddle Of Steel. For if you don’t, you be cast out of Valhalla!

Feeling the need to head to the great outdoors to get some r&r? Well, beware of the bald-headed bear of Claire County...he's a man eater. Enjoy a warm cotton shirt with the evil bear from The Great Outdoors on it. John Candy's worst nightmare come true.

You're tough...maybe tough enough to join the Fratelli gang.

Years before he went on an ill-advised beat-em-up mission to rescue his girlfriend (cmon, you know her dad was handling the situation, bro) Cody just wanted to chill with his favorite Mad Gear gang plush buddy. I mean, celebrate it, right?

Born with a beautiful brown mustache, a hankering for smashing scum and cleaning the streets and a destiny to become both a professional wrestler and mayor of Metro City, little Mike Haggar was really just interested in eating as a little guy.

Look, if you don’t Teen Wolf, you know nothing of van surfing and that’s ok. Let’s fix that though, ok?

Monday's usually come waaaAAAAaaay too early. We all feel it-even if you're the perfect robot, built for protecting the world from the threat of robotic world domination. You drink coffe or tea, Mega Man gets his fix from a good ol' fashioned can of E. That's E for energy, kids. Don't get all crazy now. Mega Man says, "No." to drugs.

It’s the Blue Bomber!

Is he the greatest Maverick Hunter the world has ever seen!?

Rep the greatest love story ever told, every day.

You were a child of an awesome era. You used the word rad with no irony. It's not your fault that your children were born now so don't let them rep you without repping how cool you are. Shirts used to be cool.