Jaclyns Tearducts

Description: MY BOYFRIENDS BAND SUCKS!

Description: WHOOP WHOOP HIGH ON CHAOS

Description: basic Jaclyns Tearducts logo available on assorted items.

Description: Night of Debauchery is the cult classic web series from comedic punk rock JACLYNS TEARDUCTS. featuring Intelligence and Tommy Stone

Description: Whatcha gonna do when DAN PEARLMAN runs WILD on you BROTHER!?

Description: Inspired by Intelligence and his fellow juggalo community.

Description: the worst singer in the world...

Description: RL didn't write this one....

Description: it a punk rock pickle donut!

Description: Intelligence is always screaming....

Description: Inspired by Intelligence's favorite Cartoon!

Description: It is a ladder match!

Description: paid for by the worlds worst punk rock band Jaclyns Tearducts

Description: the official merch of the official song called "f***trump" by Jaclyns Tearducts

Description: LET ME TELL YOU BROTHER!!!

Description: crazy face

Description: comedian Jeff Nye, also manager of Jaclyns Tearducts

Description: smells like the worst band ever

Description: punk rock saves lives

Description: jaclyns tearducts

Description: "blacklisted"

Description: inspired by the legendary punk rock band.

Description: inspired by the legendary punk rock band.

Description: Intelligence is a Juggalo, help us get money so he can go to the gathering!

Description: Embrace the worlds WORST guitar player... Intelligence.

Description: Jaclyns Tearducts embraces SUCKING, as should you, "your band probably sucks" too

Description: they suck...

Description: "PUNK ROCK & DIRTY SOCKS" JACLYNS TEARDUCTS

Description: "DONT PANIC, ITS OKAY" Alf inspired Jaclyns Tearducts band tee

Description: You know you love some silly DOODLES! Rock this WARPED style shirt!

Description: that bands so fetch... you cant sit with us... inspired by MEAN GIRLS with a HARDCORE design!

Description: Intelligence insisted we make these... something about "manifesting". He also claims hes above the HALL OF FAME

Description: "SUCK ON THIS" by Jaclyns Tearducts, get it?

Description: Represent time travel and show off that you were there during Jaclyns Tearducts WORLD TOUR!!!!

Description: Tommy Stone from Jaclyns Tearducts loves his mom! If you love your mom also, rock this MAMA'S BOY shirt!

Description: dedicated to our openly gay drummer, Jon. who is proudly married to his husband, Kevin.