Jambeezz

Description: They identify as a threat!

Description: FUNFACT (that is not a fact): 70% of all people who deny the existence of Pizza Wizard are in fact pizza wizards themselves. FUNFACT (that is totally true): Originally this was going to be a Pizza Pope.

Description: " there is nothing so terrifying to the criminal mind as the unknown... I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I am the neurosis that requires a five-hundred-dollar-an-hour shrink!"

Description: Where I'm from, deer-hunting is a religion.