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Ya know, I’m just deep in that ho over there.

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Deep in that ho over there...

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I don’t know about you, but I’m a big dill!

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I’m online now and 0 feet away. Please swipe right.

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Collecting kisses and hearts.

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The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!

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