jayMariah

Description: Country roads, take me home, to the place I can't belong because my partner's wife is locked in the attic.

Description: Take me back to Darcy city where Darcy's wet and everyone's just so awkward.

Description: Oh nooo

Description: Some of my best painting work to date, now available as a t-shirt!

Description: If I don't get to sing ABBA at someone, I will be very disappointed.

Description: You were the last good thing about this part of town.

Description: Make it clear to your SO what you'd like for Valentine's Day (or any day, really). Clarity is kindness, after all.

Description: Make it clear to your SO what you'd like for Valentine's Day (or any day, really). Clarity is kindness, after all.

Description: Make it clear to your SO what you'd like for Valentine's Day (or any day, really). Clarity is kindness, after all.

Description: Make it clear to your SO what you'd like for Valentine's Day (or any day, really). Clarity is kindness, after all.

Description: Eat some shrimp

Description: Lady Catherine is a bully and she can suck it.

Description: I refashioned my 2022 CrowFest painting to both update it and make a second design as a shirt.

Description: There's no such thing as a guilty pleasure. Fight me.

Description: He hopes you enjoy your coffee

Description: There's no such thing as "too soon" for anything that brings you joy.

Description: What kind of monster invented this sport??

Description: It's what everyone is talking about

Description: A human man is in a pickle like none of his ancestors could have ever predicted.

Description: But have we tried using strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a form of government?

Description: And all I got was a t-shirt and a bat-husband.

Description: It's a bowl of wax fruit, my dude.

Description: Death before red delicious.

Description: You know what you did.

Description: I'm free as a Leverbee.

Description: None of the Marion, Ohio teams are called "swampfoxes" even though that was the nickname of the guy the town is named after. So, I fixed it.

Description: Airs Fridays at 11:00pm & Saturdays at 3:00pm on WZMO FM

Description: She's on an adventure!

Description: I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!

Description: Say you were made to be mine

Description: Is this like something else? A mystery.

Description: When you need something to wear to the Irish Festival, but you don't have a ring that makes stuff.

Description: As the old saying goes...

Description: Would you guys just get out of here already?!

Description: Welcome to the ocean!