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All I want for Christmas 2020 Shorts

Description: This design perfectly represents this year’s Christmas celebrations.

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, christmas, 2020, christmas humor, toilet paper

All I want for Christmas 2020 Shorts

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Sad Girl Club Shorts
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Description: Come and join the sad girl club, anyone can enter because it’s okay to be sad sometimes.

Tags: retro, vintage, sad, sadness, love

Sad Girl Club Shorts

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Alien Tourist Shorts
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Description: Earth has many amazing sites to visit, but the number one tourist attraction for aliens, are the many delicious humans of all varieties and flavours.

Tags: eating, backpack, varieties, flavours, photo

Alien Tourist Shorts

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Christmas Booty Heart Shorts
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Description: One of the origins of the non traditional heart shape ❤️ Is said to be modelled on the shape of a woman’s behind when she would be bending over...

Tags: ornamental, love, mistletoe, holiday, joyful

Christmas Booty Heart Shorts

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Enough- BLM Shorts

Description: Enough of the hate, the violence, the death and the fear. Enough, of standing on the necks of fellow human beings. Enough

Tags: fear, harmony, violence, tears, hate

Enough- BLM Shorts

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Popart Marilyn Monlego Shorts
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Description: Traditional Marilyn Monlego

Tags: stage, popart, celebrity, legomovie, marilyn

Popart Marilyn Monlego Shorts

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Toilet Roll Heartbreak Shorts

Description: Breaking someone’s heart, for toilet roll... what a shit!

Tags: tears, social distancing, breakup, coronavirus, quarantine

Toilet Roll Heartbreak Shorts

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Mamma’s Little Monster Shorts
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Description: Whose your little monster?

Tags: alien, scary, halloween, monster, horror

Mamma’s Little Monster Shorts

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Quarantine Kisses Shorts
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Description: So close, yet too close!

Tags: virus, close, coronavirus, dates, realationship

Quarantine Kisses Shorts

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Pretty Criers vs Ugly Criers Shorts
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Description: Which are you?

Tags: pretty, drama, ugly, sadness, hapiness

Pretty Criers vs Ugly Criers Shorts

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Pink Marilyn Monlego Shorts
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Description: Marilyn Monlego in Pink

Tags: legomovie, celebrity, stages, movie, legos

Pink Marilyn Monlego Shorts

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Marilyn Monlego Shorts
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Description: Marilyn Monlego in Yellow

Tags: marilyn, actress, brick, celebrity, hollywood

Marilyn Monlego Shorts

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Blood Cocktail Shorts

Description: Head down to your local haunt and try the new blood cocktail!

Tags: spooky, scary, blood, halloween, drinking

Blood Cocktail Shorts

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Spooky Sleepover Shorts
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Description: Call your best monster friends, grab the popcorn and settle in for a Spooky Sleepover

Tags: scary, girls, party, friends, spooky

Spooky Sleepover Shorts

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Creepin It Real Shorts
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Description: Always be Creepin It Real!

Tags: spooky, zombie, creppy, scary, party

Creepin It Real Shorts

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Death Stalker Shorts
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Description: Death has a stalker, and her name is Becky

Tags: reap, soul, phone, stalker, horror

Death Stalker Shorts

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Hungry Vampire Babe Shorts
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Description: Tonight, she’s hungry for... delivery boy!

Tags: blood, boy, food, girl, garlic

Hungry Vampire Babe Shorts

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The Cure for Toxic Masculinity Shorts
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Description: She’s done it! She’s found the cure!

Tags: chemistry, masculinity, toxic, scary, cure

The Cure for Toxic Masculinity Shorts

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She Devil on Wheels Shorts
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Description: She’s a roller skating lady devil! She’s burning up the sidewalk so get outta her way!

Tags: derby, skates, wheels, woman, devil

She Devil on Wheels Shorts

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Killer Bikini Babes Shorts
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Description: They may be hot babes, but they are the terrors of the beach!

Tags: spooky, sea, scary, humor, sexy

Killer Bikini Babes Shorts

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Pandemic Shorts
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Description: All those disaster movies prepared... most of us

Tags: spooky, scarry, coronavirus, distancing, quarantine

Pandemic Shorts

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Coffin Cutie Shorts
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Description: Rock that coffin in style with Coffin Cutie shoes!

Tags: pair, girl, scary, spooky, popart

Coffin Cutie Shorts

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Body Swap Couple Shorts
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Description: Inspired by Mars Attacks!

Tags: relationship, scary, halloween, love, dogs

Body Swap Couple Shorts

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Killer Claws Shorts
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Description: Take care and pride in your killer claws!

Tags: scary, manicure, killer, nails, spooky

Killer Claws Shorts

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Even Monsters Need to Hydrate Shorts
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Description: You gotta hydrate friends! Even monsters need to hydrate, so grab your water bottle, fill it up and keep on sipping!

Tags: spooky, monters, scary, horror, retro

Even Monsters Need to Hydrate Shorts

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Alien Baby Gravy Shorts
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Description: Good lord it is raining down from the sky! It’s covering everything! It’s alien baby gravy!

Tags: dad, mom, alien, spooky, scary

Alien Baby Gravy Shorts

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