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Just a funny Generation X chick with a warped sense of humor who loves 80's movies and funny quotes.
Cherry Hill, NJ

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Modern Savage Tapestry
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Description: For the person who attacks their goals with relentless energy- whether in the gym, in their career, or in personal pursuits, the "Savage" title reflects a "beast mode" mentality, while the rose represents the rewards of that hard-won success. For those who possess a dual nature- someone who is fierce and formidable when challenged, yet possesses a deep, loyal heart.

Tags: beast mode, bodybuilding, fitness, gym, inspiration
Modern Protector Tapestry
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Description: This design speaks to a specific blend of grit and guardianship. Ideal for those who take pride in their role as a provider or guardian, and serves as a bold badge of honor for anyone who stands as a shield for others. The font and rose motif tap directly into traditional American tattoo culture. The juxtaposition of the "hard" typography with the "soft" symbolism of a rose appeals to people who embrace a balanced identity- someone who is undeniably strong and resilient, yet possesses a deep sense of loyalty and heart

Tags: family, grit, guard, guardian, love
TEQUILA! Tapestry

Description: Be honest- every time you hear the song "Tequila" you instantly think of Pee Wee Herman's big shoe dance and you begin moving your arms back and forth! This scene is etched in movie history!!!

Tags: 80s movies, big shoe dance, pee wee, pee wees big adventure, peewee
Buck Melanoma Tapestry
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Description: Who doesn't love the scene when Uncle Buck goes into the principal's office, expecting to have a conference about Maisey, only for him to rip her apart for saying she is basically a typical kid, so he insults her for having a huge wart on her face?!

Tags: 80s, bug, comedy, john candy, john hughes
Full of Grace Tapestry
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Description: Meemawmaw MAKES this movie! When she holds her Virgin Mary statue like she's holding a precious baby, and then leans it forward only to act like a ventriloquist as she speaks the words, "full of grace" as if the Virgin Mary herself just performed a miracle- THAT is comedy gold, John Waters style!

Tags: baltimore, brandon sexton, christina ricci, comedy movies, drag queen
This House Is Clean- Poltergeist Tapestry
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Description: Remember the moment in the movie when the weird psychic, with the child voice, calmly declares their nightmare over? Funny how she did it with absolute confidence and zero guarantee. Gen-X kids knew better, because if someone says it’s all OK Midway through the movie, it definitely isn’t.

Tags: 1980s horror movies, 1980s movies, carol anne, craig t nelson, gen x nostalgia
They're Here! -Poltergeist Tapestry
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Description: That iconic horror moment when a tiny voice announces something is very, very wrong — and every Gen-X spine immediately tingles? Yeah, this image taps into that childhood memory of glowing TVs, static-filled dread, and parents who absolutely should’ve moved sooner.

Tags: 1980s horror, 1980s movies, 1980s pop culture, carol anne, craig t nelson
Step Brothers- Best Friends Tapestry
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Description: True fans of this comedy will know these three keywords and the scene that changes the trajectory of the movie. That absurd moment of realization — when enemies become soulmates in under ten seconds — is pure, unfiltered comedy. This shirt celebrates the joy of finding your people in the funniest possible way.

Tags: boats and hoes, brennan huff, catalina wine mixer, dale doback, john c reilly
Oh my little Roy Toy Tapestry

Description: Roy pays the rent. Then throws up!

Tags: 1990s comedy, 1990s movies, amish, bill murray, bowling
Farmer Ted- Alright... I Knew You'd Come Around. Tapestry
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Description: You've gotta love Farmer Ted at the dance, going up to Samantha, and shocking her with this line! Then, those dance moves...? Classic!

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, anthony michael hall, john hughes, molly ringwald
McLovin- Irish RnB Singer Tapestry
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Description: "McLovin?! What are you, an Irish R n B singer??!"

Tags: comedy, funny, humor, irish singer, judd apatow
Pooty Tang- Sine Yo Pitty Tapestry
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Description: Well, will you? Sine Yo Pitty on the RUNNY KINE.

Tags: 2000s, black humor, chris rock, comedy, humor
Holmes? Tapestry
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Description: How many times have you said this line when you get lost or literally are getting on the expressway?!

Tags: blight, clark griswold, expressway, family truckster, interstate
Commodores Tapestry
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Description: How many of you love when Rusty busts out with this line when Clark makes a wrong turn in St. Louis?!

Tags: blight, clark griswold, family truckster, griswold, rusty
Frances Psycho Soyer Tapestry
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Description: A classic Generation X movie, Stripes has so many quotes. Now any of you touch me, I'll k!ll you. Lighten up Frances.

Tags: bill murray, francis, harold ramis, lighten up, psycho
Excuse me, Holmes- Expressway? Tapestry

Description: When you're lost or in a bad neighborhood, how many times have you said this quote? Haha.

Tags: clark griswold, excuse me, holmes, honky, interstate
Yanky My Wanky Tapestry

Description: Long Duk Dong was the best! No more Yanky My Wanky! Hahah.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, duck, john hughes, molly ringwald
Jus' Hang Loose, Blood Tapestry

Description: Barbara Billingsly's title in the movie is the best- "Jive Lady" haha. Jus' hang loose blood....

Tags: airplane, cleaver, hang loose, jive, leave it to beaver
Pootie Tang- Say Sadatay! Tapestry
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Description: Pootie Tang is a classic cult movie. Say Sadatay!!!

Tags: 2000s, 2000s pop culture, belt, chris rock, comedy
WHAS A HAPPENIN HOT STUFF? Tapestry
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Description: Long Duk Dong is just a classic 80s character with so many quotable lines. ... gonnggg ... Whas a Happenin Hot stuff?

Tags: 80s, duck, hot, john hughes, molly ringwald
Dishes are done man!  -Kenny Crandell, 1991 Tapestry

Description: A common phrase uttered by thousands of Gen X'ers since 1991.

Tags: 1990s movies, christina applegate, clown dog, dishes, dishes done
Play Ball!  -Aunt Bethany Tapestry
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Description: "....and the rockets' red glare..." She's so proud of herself. Then declares, "Play Ball!" at the end, with the look of pure satisfaction.

Tags: chevy chase, christmas vacation, clark griswold, cousin eddie, griswold family christmas
I Like the Tin Man -Kid with goggles, 1983 Tapestry

Description: Nothing better than the name of the iconic character who said this than to be referred to in the credits as, "Kid With Goggles"...

Tags: a christmas movie story, a christmas story, christmas story, higbees, ho ho ho
I Was Nuts for the Woman, Man -Gary Wallace, 1985 Tapestry
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Description: Who doesn't love the scene with Gary and Wyatt at the shady bar, with shady characters, describing how much he was into his girl.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, anthony michael hall, chet, gary wallace
I think he's gonna pork her! -Rusty Griswold Tapestry

Description: Dad, I think he's gonna pork her! -Rusty Griswold, 1985 (Rusty's face is the best!)

Tags: clark griswold, european vacation movie, pork her, rusty griswold

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